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Issue: 266 | 17th day of Storing, Y8 |
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![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/125_poogle_superhero.gif) | Heroes: An 8 Step Guide to Becoming the BestDo you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further,
young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great
courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero.
by adopt_neos_123 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/172_kadoatie_cage.gif) | The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"!What I want to know, is why is
it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik
Egg conspiracy.
by alexsmum | ![](//images.neopets.com/altador/altadorcup/rules/rules.gif) | Debunking Jelly WorldIt's
easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in
innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted
by evil?
by sweedishdelights12 | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_595.gif) | How to Be a Cracking Guild LeaderA guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member
that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild
to respect.
by tweecle | ![](//images.neopets.com/help/help_zafara.gif) | Interview - Sarah the ZafaraSarah: I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Neopia! Are you here to ask me a
question?
by sallyride206 | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/kacheek_day_2004.gif) | A Good LookupA comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup.
by maivry | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_569.gif) | Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art?What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered!
by treenifer | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_307.gif) | The Free Foods of NeopiaEven if it says it's free, you have to pay something.
by book_worm1217 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/259_gelert_picnic.gif) | Invisible To A Blind EyeAww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on.
by boofy113 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/129_neoquest.gif) | The Science of NeoQuestWhy do so many people play
NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game
so addictive, so great?
by micrody |
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Headlines "The Origins Of: Balthazar" by tambourine_chimp It's true. I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously tarnished. 'Never judge a book by its cover,' I believe you Neopians like to say. Well, I ask for no more than ten minutes of your time to prove to you...
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The Origins Of: Balthazar I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington
Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that
everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously
tarnished...
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