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Issue: 329 | 8th day of Awakening, Y10 |
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| A Helpful List of Valentine's GiftsThis is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?
by shakinheadtotoe | | The Best Gifts for YOUR Valentine!Sure, a diamond lasts forever, but chocolate makes you feel great now.
Also by knucklestheechidna52
by pretty_feet | | Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers!What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth.
Also by emmymyemmygirl
by jester_xyz | | Appealing Apparel: Wearables for Valentine's DayValentine's Day is here, and what better way to show off your Valentine's Day spirit than dressing up your pets?
by babyazndragon | | Budgeted Gifts for Valentine'sHave you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year?
by ridiculer | | 5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's QuestThis article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right?
by jockylocky | | Happy Un-Valentine's DayWe caught up with a few of our "friends" at the Gallery of Evil to see how they celebrate their Un-Valentine's Day...
Also by squishable
by popolopolis_the_3rd_ | | Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your ValentineValentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift...
Also by water_park1993
by imogenweasley | | Sloth to Claim his Vengeance?Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor...
by tashni | | A Uniquely Conventional Valentine's GiftYou’re reading advice from a cheap, sentimental Neopet to cheap, sentimental Neopets everywhere.
by love_charmed | | Celebrating Lenny DayYou THOUGHT you knew about Lennies.
by chicenhog | | What Type of Fangirl Are You?Have you ever wondered what type of fangirl you were? Whether you were a calmer, more laid-back fangirl, or a true rabid-fangirl?
by birdinggal |
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Valentine's Advice
And since it is Valentine's Day—do you know where I'm going with this? No? Thanks for everything, (insert owner's name). I love you! That's right. It's finally time to redeem the three words that have been an underestimated present for far too long. That single phrase, paired with a cute face, big eyes and timid stance can soften the hardest, most incorrigible owners...
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Love Lost At first glance, it seemed as if there was only one visitor – a small Earth Faerie girl of perhaps twelve or thirteen, eyes wide with fear...
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Lucky Me: Part Six "We need to talk to Sam to figure out what happened to him when he got the necklace, and if he got it from Anthony. If he did, then..."
by soccer266redy |
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Misjudged: Part One Her miniature wings flapped excitedly as she toddled over to greet her mother. "Jhudora, honey, now's not a good time..."
Also by psychopsam
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