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A Mynci's Guide to Beach Volleyball

I suggest warming up for a few moments, since games can get pretty intense. The best matches always seem to start just at noon, when the sun is unbearably hot.

by sweetie_me274
Questiquette

Simply select "Quests" from the Neoboard Index and help is just a click away. After all, the kind folks in here are willing to lend a hand!

by mamasimios
Berry Bash: A Step Back... and in the Right Direction

Berry Bash, like older games on Neopets, has no end, but simply becomes harder and harder.

by coolboy224
Top Ten Brain Substitues for Vegetarian Zombies

Remember kids, eat your veggies!

by seahorsepond
What Sort of Paintbrush Suits YOU?

Take the following quiz to find out exactly what kind of paintbrush suits YOUR personality!

by 1stlittlepig
Making Neofriends - The Courteous Way

In my opinion, to make a friend here, you need good manners and some courtesy.

by bambipurr
Sheryaya's Article: Committee and the Players

I've come to Altador to find out about conditions for the upcoming tournament.

by rypsy999
The Truth Behind the Mysterious Spacecraft

I refuse to accept the current idea that the spacecraft is simply for "observing Neopian weather."

by 07017940
Xweetok Care

When picking your Xweetok, keep in mind that they have a lot of energy to burn.

by mewmewchanbabbit
Fostering Neopets

This helping can be done in different ways. Some users just feed and play with the animals; others go as far as painting a pet.

by i_wanna_be_thatgirl
Beneath the Rocky Surface: The Interview with a Rock

A pet rock + A translator = An interview.

by yippo_yippee
Serving Up the Berries- A Guide to Berry Bash

Rufus the Kougra has a very important occupation. His job is to feed the many hungry customers...

by jillian3_3
 
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Vegetarian Zombies



After the release of the Zombie Paint Brush, many owners found their beloved pets were staggering around moaning, "Braaaaains." But what about the poor zombies who are vegetarians? This article was written for those owners who want to keep their pets away from the Brain Tree, Mutant Kacheeks, and very intelligent Neopets players. *cough* So read this, and please hurry; I just saw a group of zombies planning a field trip to see the Brain Tree (no need to pack a lunch...)



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The Nedler Painting
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The Clash of the Titans: Part Two
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The Frozen Skeith - A Princess Airy Tale: Part One
Airy and Towsier may have bitten off more than they can chew when they offer to help a witch get a rare flower...

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Fishing Frenzy
Something's fishy...

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Amikarashui #11
Meerca Chase Madness Part 2

by bluecloud300



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