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Are You Qualified to Challenge AAA?

Or should you just stick to challenging his baby sister – Abigail? Either way, this quiz will help you decide.

by faithstarlite
10 Things You Should Never Ever Ever Even Try To Do With Your Origami Petpet

Please abide by these ten things to avoid any mishaps!

Also by sunshine482

by autotune

Everything You Need to Know About Faerie Quests!

Which quests are beneficial, and which ones should you pass up on? Keep reading to find out everything you need to know about faerie quests and their rewards.

by neckties
Cheat! – It's All about LOGIC

Having trouble with Cheat? It has less of a guessing element than you might think!

by angel_of_heaven84
The Neopet Ritual

The main things I find myself doing on a daily basis involve getting free things that I only end up selling or donating!

by joandcywalker
Cybunnies: The Proper Care for All Bunny Breeds

Basic and individual techniques for giving your little darling the best experience in this Neopian life. This is, in fact, everything about Cybunnies.

by redblocks
Blocking Vex: A Guide to Cellblock

How the game of Cellblock is played, various strategies, and most importantly, the correct mindset when approaching it.

by sicillan_killer
Of Slorgs and World Domination

There is a menace in Neopia, join the ranks against the evil, the invincible, the... the... SLORG.

by sappire_charizard
Destruct-O-Match III Guide

Basically you're trying to hook up sections of the most amount possible to get points.

by ginny_invisible
Amateur's Guide to Wheeler's Wild Ride

It's the newest game to hit Neopia: a Lenny and his Island Faellie tour Mystery Island... delivering coconuts?

by you_are_my_happiness
Celebrating with Chocolate

If you're wondering what you might want to do with your chocolate, then I have some ideas.

by rider_galbatorix
 
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Wheeler's Wild Ride



A Lenny and his Island Faellie tour Mystery Island... delivering coconuts? Well, in any case, they're collecting coconuts even though they already have fifty to begin with... This guide is an amateur's insight into, namely, how to get your score past the hundreds. I've noticed quite a few people expressing frustration with this game because they either can't finish levels in the given time frame or they find the NP payout is too low. Since you can't change the NP...



Other Stories


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The Secret Diary of Mitsy Black
There is absolutely nothing special about me. I belong to the pound, as of 8 days, 4 hours, and 12 minutes ago.

by x_deminished_x

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Ignite!
Always enshrouded in flames, Irydim always sought to start a new life. For you see, she was more fire than Xweetok...

by dragonstorm_75

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Against the Current: Part One
Nash wished the rain would stop... or that he at least would be allowed to go outside. He was a sponge, for Fyora's sake!

by the_real_poetess_123

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An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Four
We ignored him, skirting our way around a crowd of hungry pets and towards the back of the room. There we heard a melodious voice chirrup, "A bit more salt, Pauline, and it'll be perfect."

by _lapaix

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A Day in the Life of the Young Dr. Sloth
This is the story of why Dr. Sloth has never managed to take over Neopia since his childhood.

by blueheron175

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Welcome To My Life
Poor JB.

by jambammer



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