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	How to Not Get the Dice-a-Roo Avatar Spoiler: the title is a lie. by puufuu
	Battledome Clueless? – An Interview With an Expert If you're planning to train your pet, it's best to keep your STR and DEF even and to not let you HP get to double your STR/DEF. This will be the most economic way to build your pet. Also by cashe322 by mercy_angel
	Demystifying the Food Club These pirates are pretty ostentatious (seriously, every day a race to eat a 10 course meal at 2:15pm at a restaurant? Who wouldn't notice?). by lil_princess_of_evil
	Extreme Herder Guide – Chasing Around the Paddock! What do you get when you put a Kacheek, a Lupe, a couple of petpets and a paddock together? That is right, Extreme Herder, the game! Also written by wesolini by dawwetje
	Birthday Celebrations! What about your neopets? They have birthdays too and it is important to treat them. by pink_rabbit123
	Conquering Carnival Games The aim of this game is to take out as many Chia clown foes as you can, who of course end up throwing pies at you in retaliation. by flotsam_freako_8254
	Life as a JubJub - Health Generally, JubJubs are a pretty healthy species. by loba_negra
	The Smugglers Cove How the Cove works, what has occurred at the Cove in the past, and just some fun information about the Cove! by stampd
	The Top 10 Most Expensive Cures The most costly cures, their cheaper alternatives, what they cure... by mondaybear21
	Three Card Games You Didn't Even Know You Wanted To Play Perhaps you, like many other Neopians, don't know about the many other cards games designed to help you pass the time. If that is you, I suggest you read on! by rs_rbn
	Cancelled Due to Lack of Interest As you might wander around Neopia on a fine day such as the 3rd of March, watching the Beekadoodles fly about in the skies or having a giggle with the little Neopets playing games in the field, you might come across the thought "What special day does the Neopian calendar hold for me today?" Also written by mikh26 by skyerandom301
	A Look Back On Neopia's Most Famous Unis Uni Day is upon us once again, Neopia! Your Uni has probably been reminding you since January 1st, because we all know that Unis love the attention and gifts showered upon them on their special day. by sychologist

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The building sat dark and empty. I approached the Kyrii, a question written on my face. He simply gestured with his eyes to a slightly crooked sign hanging from the window. "OUT OF BUSINESS," it read. Below it, in cheap pen ink, was scribbled, "Next time, try getting your meals from a ruthless corporation," almost sarcastically. I suddenly thought of my small business, to which I was headed right now. What would happen if a ruthless corporation descended upon it?

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