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A Disambiguation of Species Healers & Freezers

The species healers and freezers that are currently available, along with a comparison to the non-species-specific healers and freezers on the site.

by violetsigh
How To Stop Feeding Kadoaties

Sorry, pal, I'm only here to help you stop the addiction.

by happytimewithmilk
Nine Most Creative Uses of Gadgadsbogen Fruits

Every year in the month of Running, Mystery Islanders (and Neopian tourists, too) gather to celebrate the festival of Gadgadsbogen...

by blessed_faerie
Top 10 Retired Hidden Tower Items

I decided to get the 10 best retired items from the Hidden Tower and share with you!

Also by sakura_dreamer

by vitorplemes

Gadgadsbogen: Laying On THE Perfect Feast

With the current mouth-watering selection of Tropical fruits available, it can be hard to come up with a uniquely fabulous spread, especially one that'll knock spots off of everyone else's!

by schoolwars
Sartorial Shoyrus Part 3: The Show Continues

It's time to strut down the runway again and show off the last four fabulous outfits for your stylish Shoyru.

by lotusbutterfly
Top 10 Must Have Spring Wearables

Just what are the items that are in style? Here are the top 10 wearables to be on the lookout for this spring!

by joynichols
The Oracle Games - Who to Back?

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few weeks, you'll have heard about one of the two events currently running in Neopia - the Oracle Games.

by herdygerdy
The Oracle Games: Guide to Open Mic Night

As you've no doubt learned by now, The Oracle Games have hit Neopia by storm.

by tj_wagner
The Oracle Games: A Fashion Guide

While the Oracle Games are raging, one thought is burning in the back of my mind: What am I going to wear?!

by jrayeb3
 
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While the Oracle has trapped our 'heroes' (and I use the word lightly for some of the contestants) on a deserted island, other Neopets have been transported to a comedy club on the island to make up an impromptu audience. Your job is to take control of a chosen character from a rotating list to make your audience...



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Not a Happy Holiday
This was Alana's favorite time of year. The island Xweetok enjoyed the celebrations.

by rabbit_girl_2013

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Do You Live on Mystery Island?
When she first sees him, she's eight years old, and he's a barely-flickering light in the distance.

by call1ope

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Fireballs Among Friends: Part Eight
Jazan felt the surge and the wild magic – it woke him up. Caspar started with a gasp, and Esmeralda fell off her chair. Then he heard, "Downstairs! Downstairs! Now, now, now!"

by saphira_27

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Ballad of the Faerie's Champion: Stagnation - Part One
A red Scorchio looked up from the shovel blade he was polishing, a ghost of a smile pulling at the corner of his mouth. "Hullo there, strangers."

by shinkoryu14

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Served with Tea
Well, what else are you supposed to bring?

by princessahoge

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Dinner with the Scarlets: Mysterious Message
It's too soon to tell, but that never stopped anyone.

by june_scarlet



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