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What Petpet is best for you and why it's a Slorg
What Petpet is best for you and why it's a Slorg: 10 reasons why it's time to sprinkle some Slorg Flakes *** In this beautiful world of Neopia, we are blessed with a plethora of incredible Petpets: from those unusual Moltaran amalgamations to the humble Meepits and Feepits (what are they still fighting for?). As a recently returning player, it was a little overwhelming to choose an appropriate Petpet, but I chose correctly and I think you should too. They can only be described as angels from above (viscous angels perhaps, but angels nonetheless). I'm tired of Neopians acting like these bundles of slime are not the peak of Neopian existence, since they simply are. Here are 10 reasons why the Slorg is the appropriate Petpet for you: 1. Slorgs are affordable Sure, they are not literally 5 NP, but if we are to compare them to even our friend the Meepit, we can easily see that Slorgs are quite reasonably priced for the value that they will bring to your life. You won't need to liquidate your shares in the Stock Market or dig deep into your Food Club winnings in order to secure a new home for your very own Slorg. 2. Slorgs are generous Perhaps you find yourself slurping up soup from the Soup Faerie, living from jelly to jelly, omelette to omelette. Some Slorgs around Neopia have been known to share their wealth with a nice smile and this is something that should not go unnoticed. For many Neopians in the community, every Neopoint counts.
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