There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

Circulation: 125,893,067

Issue: 254 | 25th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	Random Stories, Series 2 - A Pea's Life is Not Easy Being a pea Chia has its downsides... by karatehuendchen
	Lupe-sicles: Two Opposites So, what did you do? by stallion555
	Meowclops Madness Please read the first line! by himmelskatze
	The Neopian Hospital I'm afraid you have Sneezles. by hypno_hawk
	Howl at the Dog Next Door An illusory figment to cope with an anthropomorphic form of existence... by ledgend_of_the_sun
	Petpet Parade My new petpet only knows one trick. by the_forest_maiden
	Disturbed Reality Sometimes reality is more disturbing than fiction... by fairi_dream_forest
	Calamiity's Calamities Flick! Story by vollyballgal by foiblefoible
	Usually Abnormal #4 Now you know why he is a little unwanted guy... by tristess
	Upside-Downside Of all Cybunnies... by dragonkeeper92267
	Strange Requests When Taelia needs an ingredient for a spell... anything can happen. by xoxo_card
	Colorful Snowflakes Paranoid much?... by chibikatza
	Veggies, Anyone? I guess even Plesio from the Wheel of Mediocrity needs an occasional vacation... by medli20
	Intellectual Twaddle All your Neohome are belong to us. by katu_fushigi
	It's Raining... Acorns!? Acorn... one more... by ximerika
	The Panting Devil Find out the true secret behind the Pant Devil's name... Idea by laliiveah by s2_okima
	Me and Them Yup, she lost it.... by hamtaro6969
	What Really Happened to Bob... Last spotted: 83 days ago. by emmaleigh99
	The Gallion Ranch One potato, two potato, three potato, four... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Ohhh how cute. by kittylin
	Boredom at its Max That sly, sly faerie. by toad_on_the_road338
	Yarr Matey! Ewww... it smells of fish! by endlesshollow
	Dive for Maraqua Be scared? by siri_magatsu
	Dangerously Insane BRAAARRRGH! by leah_51293
	No! Not Logic! I hope you're happy. by _xxninjaxx_
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Can you believe kids these days? by wallaroo42
	The Egg Wars Chronicles Crafty she-beast... by miajune
	Pointless Nonsense - Money Tree I actually got something! by petfriendamy
	Rii n' Vix ...I didn't do ANYTHING. by riimaru
	The Mind of Max How Max saved Neopia. by 0omythical_dragono0
	Only in Neopia... We're always funny side up! Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	lolz r@nd0m Hey! It's just like a party blower! by blisterkiss
	Nerds and Neopets: Unsanitary Kinda grody... special guest Szoobee! by guitarsiren
	Chiller - Free Lemonade There's something awfully fishy about that stuff... by dogsndragons
	Spontaniety cough I wouldn't talk about meepits, if I were you... by halo_n_friends
	Edna and Sophie's Stew Edna meets Sophie the Swamp Witch... by smockey11
	Working Hard, or Hardly Working? Five units of blue contaminated... THANKS ADAM. :K by ikusas_love
	Scratchcards and Kougras Don't Mix Kougra owners, beware! by loveycake
	Petpet Fuss Caution: very slippery. by labeboyse
	Infamy is Not So Bad! A tragic tale of the Nightsteed! by ancalimee
	2537 Sakhmet Slums I don't see the big deal... by l3luepheonix
	Usukicon Con Admission: 5 NP by plaquenil

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The Pink Witch
Mum had said that someone - a witch - was moving in, and if he kept messing around in the garden the witch would turn him into a frog. Kipper was unconcerned...

by rhoc

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An Imaginary Friend
"Don't worry honey, you'll make plenty of friends!" said the cheerful voice of Atomasphere the Maraquan Uni, to her little sister, Mistletoe the Baby Acara...

by grapesourhorse

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Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your Life
I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you.

by buckbeak807

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Dear Crabby
Here is my first piece of advice: read my article now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You will not be able to. I have friends in high places.

by dan4884

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In the Nightmares: Part Three
"Don't you see it?" Chara asked. "It's the dream. You found that thing, and now, whatever the rest of the dream is, it's going to come true..."

by lavendergoddess79

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The Search for the Golden Dice: Part Two
Standing on the threshold was an old pirate Lupe, holding a rapier, which he was pointing at Dublin. Dublin stepped back...

by corr2000

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