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Issue: 260 | 6th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Random Stories - Series 2 Issue 2 - What a lucky day... or not. by karatehuendchen
	Nonsense: A Sticky Situation Brought to you by Adee the Chia. by kai_pawz
	Bring the Neopoint-screen We made a million neopoints! by _ob1_kenobi_
	Colorful Snowflakes A Petpet For Each Of Us... by chibikatza
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Wack-A-Meepit" Drawn by tamia_silverwing by immortalmina
	Neopian Circumstances How do you get a boiled egg in Neopia? by nefily
	Kadoatie Pinata? What's that bat for?! Art by xxdemexx by amit_oryan
	Petpetpet Problems Always keep a close eye on your valuables, and petpetpets. by btcomsa12
	And You're Covered in Paint Because? The pant devil strikes again!! by zhou_ying
	Traversing The crazed adventures of wily neopets... by thunderwolfcrys
	Hingoyle the Pea Chia The different peas of Neopia. by goody2shoes153
	NPv2 - A "Stars" vanishes in a puff of purple smoke! by quigglennimmo
	Fables: Why Not to Criticize Some pets will never learn... by ann13131313131
	Unbelievable! "It looks like your Shoyru has a bad case of Neogitus." by maiinoki
	Eccentricity Dreams are so easily broken... by kyrinn
	Haumpuafu Ow! That hurt!! by puppyluverz
	Yup, It's Me! How sweet! by j_ja_l_2003
	Go Crazy Akshaaisha doesn't like names with long numbers at the end. o_O by paranoidkit
	Colorblind Does that mean you eat brains? by penguizon
	My Best Friend The Brain Tree Deep-rooted emotional insecurities. by johesable
	Some Kinda... What do I look like? Script by blazeinthedarkness by obviousfakename
	Brain-less Tree Rarrrghhhghg! I'm a giant Shoe!! by da_dude_with_shoez
	~National Twins Day~ Lalala, tum te dum... by pixiepuff
	The Problems With Dung What is the difference? Idea by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Floored Rorru! Rorru needs a break! Art by m3rcuri by autoc007
	Bubble Trouble! Dung is lyk... soooo kewl!!! Idea by seeing_starz932 by rose_of_eternity_69
	The Gno Brained Gnorbus Hmmm, how gnice! A comic about a gnorbu! by zippo92740
	DUH! Incorporated - Epic Proportions WHAM! by shadow_zapdos
	That Burning Question Neopia's greatest question will finally be answered... or not. by isabel2294
	The Long Awaited Altador Plot Prizes And we thought TNT was just waiting for The Cyodrake's Gaze to finish... by mcgirlcat
	Neopups You're too tall. by coshi_dragonite
	'Prints The newest victim... by sylpheryn
	Skunk Zafara YAHOO!!!!! I'm a skunk zafara now!!!!!!!! by sistersmazoky
	Ewwww. Should Have Jumped on a Different Petpet! Look before you leap. by monikat
	Aboard the Black Dubloon They say he can't swim... by ravenatore
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 1 Prepare to be vampire food, mortals! by ghostkomorichu

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"Erew: The Seventh Abandoning" by jamice_muff_muff
Dr._Death put his head in his hands and didn't look up for several minutes. Erew waited patiently by his desk, his tail twitching from side to side. The Lupe was used to this behavior - it happened every time. For him, at least. He knew perfectly well that Dr._Death didn't want to put up with him anymore; he was just plain sick of seeing Erew turning up...

Other Stories

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The Artist
"So, class," said our teacher, who was a Royal Cybunny, "today for art we will be painting a picture that I assign you." We all cheered, for we were actually doing something fun in art!

by bathschool123

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Cry for a Queen
What right had the rest of the world to be sunny, happy, or bright? How could the birds sing so freely when it was all she could do not to scream?

Also by laurelinden

by precious_katuch14

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Bonju Vs. Jhuidah
Chef Bonju insists that his so-called 'Cooking Vessel' is unique, and he is pure genius. On the same grounds, I insist that bow ties are unique and I am a genius for inventing them.

by iamskot

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Twenty One Tips on How to Be Boochi Safe!
If you have always dreaded the thought of being zapped by that little pink critter, then this article is for you!

by illusen_emrald

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Fire and Gold: Part Two
When Gerra returned home, she was in the worst mood of her life. She had spent all her life dreaming of the day when she would finally become a Snow Eyrie, and now she was exactly the opposite of a Snow Eyrie. What was she going to do now?

by silvormoon

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Pinky the Brave: Part Two
She had been having a wonderful dream where she was back at her Neohome, curled up and sinking into the soft folds of a huge, velvety cushion, right before the horns and the shouting voices blared in her ear, sending her plunging right back to the harsh reality...

by ikea_sale

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