Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Accidents Happen Ow. Also by bartdrunkeys by velveteen
	Neo Tip #305 How to use the cooking pot... by going_2_b_famous
	Bees' Kneez You can have this invisible paintbrush if you want! by looweez
	The Sugar Sisters If you're reading this, this is my first time in the NT!!! by toothbrush181
	The Drenched In over her head? Idea by mattdoyle622 by zelda2222
	Dandilion Tails: Dude, What's In My Kitchen? What the...! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Plotless Oh, nothing... evil grin by mermaidsfinn
	Inanity The world's largest mortog! by butterfly_girl_22
	Coco and Friends -- A Friendly Meal Warning: Islanders should stay away from any types of food that resemble you... by parisianprincess
	Two Tails No Sludgies were harmed in the making of this comic... I hope. ^ ^ by peepeeque
	Two's Company More's a crowd. by explorer_253
	C.H.A.O.S. Drowning? Story by precious_katuch14 by ssjelitegirl
	Quest for the Honey Potion The real reason why most of us fail at Quest #35. by acutegrrl
	Normal Never Applies It just depends on if you want to buy the paintbrush or candles. by _poundpetsaver_
	Just Another Comic What does CPMPB stand for? Chicken pesto with mozzarella and peanut butter of course! by jamz76
	Life of a Lupe Why do YOU get a cookie? by littledragonkid
	Sibling Rivalry Why do Codestones shake anyway? by evilpuppyangel
	Mipsy's Shoes Talinia and Velm grow tired of Mipsy and her complaints... by lauziloges
	The Nerkmid Mania Something has happened! by ooorianeoo
	No Evil What happens when Judimus plays a little game with Dove...? by _8d
	Memories of a Neopet - Potatoes! POTATOES!! by neokittycatt
	Danger: There Are Found Fire Balls in Altador! What's this? by caioschleich
	Pet Kicks Club If you are bored at the beach, try this... by gelert548
	Decorating on a Budget How festive! by cherry_r0ses
	Smelly Politics My graceful runner's legs! by sleepysweeper
	Cannibalism That's just wrong. by samlikesyou
	Random Something The poor Flotsams can't even go shoe shopping, either! by silvermare200
	Fiesty Freaks This dish is really good! by eevilbirdiezuh
	Battle Training Remember what I told you... by zephandolf
	Meerca Chased! Wheeeee... by _trail_
	SugarFull It's just so yum! by dya_katt108
	The Petpet I need a job... by _peppermint_27
	Addiction In Motion Heh. Yeah. That's me. ^.^ by lilcamby3556
	Kauvara Makes Lemonade Kauvara makes lemonade but omits an important ingredient... by jcspare
	Evanesce ^_^ by inuyashalover37
	A Midnight Snack... Only Dr. Sloth would think of something this evil! by fries682
	Life with Jen Neovian Costumes by hiomoni

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Brain-Free & Happy

Spardels are joyful dog-like little creatures, always ready to play with you and have fun. Their favourite toy is, of course, the super bouncy and super silly Green Spardel Ball, with the image of this lovely petpet's face printed on it. Do not bother buying any board games for a Spardel unless you don't mind winning all the time with your little blue furry opponent. Spardels cannot comprehend the rules of the board games and usually swallow the dice...

Other Stories

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In an Eggshell
For over a year, I've been waiting and waiting for those few words that she's just spit out. Ever since that dreaded day. The BOOCHI day...

by dark_slammer

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The Aisha
The Werelupes were chasing her. Their horrible howls brought even more Werelupes. The wind only seemed to magnify the horrible shrieking. They were gaining on her...

by torchlighter

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Unravelling the Mysteries of the Unlabelled Tin Can
I scrawled a note in the margin of my notebook: 3:52pm NST - First sighting of Unlabelled Tin Cans recorded. From outside they appear harmless. Needs more research...

by squire_genevieve

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Shenkuu Warrior: Climbing Your Way To the Top!
So, you want to became a master Shenkuu Warrior and bring home the prized gold trophy? There are a few things you need to know first...

by gooie629

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The Portrait: Part Four
"Let's see what we have already attempted: we've had it burned, pulverized, cast from the highest window of the chateau, cast into the lake, shredded, torn to pieces, cleaved in two..."

by really_awesome_d00d

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Dark Friend: Part Five
"Dina, we can't go back!" Wanda exclaimed. "You saw how weird Yollinda was acting. She could do terrible things to you!"

by petfriendamy

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