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Issue: 323 | 21st day of Celebrating, Y9

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	Santa Sloth Bwahaha! Art by optimystique by rose_cel
	Fire... oops, FYRE Wishes for the Day of Giving by _moonsfire_
	Have You Been Good? What happens if you've been bad all year? Idea by mi_monstruo by duckiedonuts1
	Determined Did you know? Also by visorak_commander by kevinlin1216
	Magical Marbles: What's the Mystery? "Snowbloom gets some hands on experience, while Xedria gets a laugh." Concept by fireyicefly by mellen48
	Progressive Stupidity Now with 100% more backgrounds! =D by invader_chloemew
	Four Times Z #1 I've GOT it! by space_angel300
	Infinite Laughs It's not easy being a Slorg. by _x_bjork_x_
	Unadventurous Adventures: Not a little Baby Flaming Meerca: Defeated! Art by cherry_sakura by water_park1993
	Unknown Title: Happy Holidays ^^ No Snowagers were harmed in the making of this comic. by pikemaster1
	Feepit Frenzy #8: Season Special Let's be friends! by fariy287
	Click Here "Ugg ah-ugh nugga-aka ugg ugg!" - Ugga Uggington, Reader of the Times by me_like_juice
	Neon (#2) Some people just don't realize how offensive some clothing can be, especially for cute Mallow Grundos. by zzanniezz
	Forget-me-not Wanna dress up? Better think before... by firefree_girl
	Faerie Sword: #1 The beginning of an epic tale starts here... who knows what will happen? by morgie04086
	The Sad Life of Dr. Sloth ;_; by maniacally
	Paint Up Your Life! Part III Final part! Enjoy! by bloodwise
	A Lonely Christmas? Spread a little Christmas cheer! by shaddykins
	The Halloweenie That's so last month. by stevenator999
	Shad's Present, part 2 Christmas morning has finally arrived on Mystery Island... by ssjelitegirl
	Those Hard-To-Give Gifts... What do YOU want this Christmas? Also by sazpunk by invalid_character
	The Coffee Shop You can't just walk away from Santa! by aqua_blue_dragonfly
	What Do You Want For Christmas??? Um... by ryukshu
	Just Sit Nothing like seeing annoying relatives during the holidays... by katopia12
	The Unforgetable Christmas I can't WAIT until Christmas is over... Art by neofeather by pudao
	Salt the Slorg: Holiday Bluez Happy Holidays, everyone! by summerchristmas838
	The Valley of Spam Slap some bows on 'em. by chichikokoyamma
	And the Meepits Outgrabe - Christmas Special Her first Christmas by kittylin
	Two and a Half Gelerts - Holiday Special Wow! by silverqueengalaxia
	Neopups and Friends: 12 Pains of Christmas Part 2 No, you can't have a cookie. by coshi_dragonite
	Splattered! A Christmas Special Have you noticed? by topaz_snapdragon123
	A Dangerously Insane Christmas "Holiday Poetry" by leah_51293
	Shoyru Adventures Christmas Remember to go to sleep on time during the holidays! by lawrence_189
	One Fish, Two Fish Cool snowmen! by fish_puddle
	Kryonus: Christmas Edition Say no. by icesmith
	Happy Holidays Perfect fit! by satulle
	Christmas Crisis I went shopping with n00bs for this! by auqua_marine
	A Spooky Christmas crunch crunch by ghostkomorichu
	No Apparent Significance Ooooo, Christmas Cookies! by reikosay
	Blah blah -Christmas- Brrrr... by highwind20
	Merry Christmas Christmas morning... by silent_hawk_wings
	Cherry Trail Mix Surprise! Oh that was nice, I think. by lyttleladie
	Christmas Sock Long Socks to Long Petpets by ladyxzeus
	Random Babble You really like my garland, right? by scarletspindle
	Triple Negative CHOMP! by sillygirl_543
	The Mind of Max ~ Christmas Special Max's Philosophy by 0omythical_dragono0
	Happy Winter Season's greetings sounds weird to call out. by antoinettexblue
	What Not To Buy Gift buying 101, what NOT to get that special friend. :3 Idea by pineapple_apple by xo_madison_ox
	Qnde & Szoo: Christmas Special Episode A story about this year's gifts... by shubi5
	Bits and Pieces - Happy Holidays The Portrait by random_ness_me
	Motley Crew After the morphing potion... by stuckinspace
	Fundefined How to get Christmas gifts from the Snowager! by emberthedragon_
	My Favorite Time of the Year! The season of... giving? by christa_iz_cool
	Who IS Santa....? poke by akamuse
	Evil Feepit #27 Not so evil this time... but it's Christmas! <3 by fmoura_98
	The Madoatery It's the thought that counts, right? by fishsoups
	The Different Gelert: Where's your Holiday Spirit? All I get is a cup of Hot Fly Cocoa... by uniqqued_

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