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Issue: 347 | 13th day of Relaxing, Y10

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	A Tyrannian Misunderstanding Ugga. Concept by akari24 by taz_241590
	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 3 An apple a day keeps more than just doctors away! by lawrence_189
	Poor Parlax 3 Unless... by fwipinator
	Neopian Tragedies; II Food, food, food, food, food, food... by fjant
	Funny Pages: Begging Faeries You have a new quest!!! by jeiwolf
	The Class of '08 Part Twelve Wait, what? by _dead_meat_x_
	Painted Pets Maybe they forgot about the Usul... by soccer__princesses
	Think Before You Eat! What a great cake! by kittymango
	The Valley of Spam Pffft! by chichikokoyamma
	Not So Brightvale How did Skarl become king of Meridell? And Hagan, king of Brightvale? It's an intruiging story... Also by diablo_gato by thunderwolfcrys
	The Hot Dog Hero snag by c0nfusedbrian
	How to Finish a Party I have a super idea! Also by optimystique by rose_cel
	Faerie Alert! Watch out for this one. I'm super serious. by kontinasu
	Undefined Scribbles Why no one plays 'Cheat' with Lord Kass. by squisho
	All Day Life: First Day in Neopia Sometimes you just can't dislike the Pant Devil. by kepharigy
	Restocking Madness #3 Kelp is for rich neopets only. Also by feverlama by hypno_the_cat
	Neopian Anomaly Around Coltzan's Shrine... by lizica166
	Why You Should Never Trade Pets A Lesson to Learn... by geestelijk
	Freefalls Into Lunacy 176 KB of pure jollification! by firefree_animegirl
	Cuties? Starring: Kassoo & Kadoaties by itrust
	Dance! There's a little boogie in everyone... by chkmic8
	The Secret of Sloth Now the secret is revealed. by sassofrasso
	Neopups Surprise?... by coshi_dragonite
	Tiny But Tough - Sketchy edition Maybe a little over-the-top, hmm? by crazy_kathy
	Word-Play #1 Coconuts!!!!!!!!! by alexmajor9
	SHH!Comics The Transfiguration. by ravenatore
	The Gormball Prize I thought they said something about "ancient evil alien artifacts" on the Gormball page... by gooie629
	Family Photo Day (With Stethacanthidae) Technically, I think he actually understood the idea. by howiesgrl_24
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Kadz away! by wallaroo42
	Medical Tree: The folks at Mystery Island I hear they ruunn the tiki tours... by leetmango
	Carma? Do Not Attempt This At Home by rakcoon
	Note to Self While you're away, why don't your pets just eat out of the SDB? by seiya_from_ashes
	And Now... ...something completely different. by fish_puddle
	Appreciate the Meepit Petpet Appreciation Day by _undead_whisper_

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So you've traveled to Mystery Island, visited the Island Mystic for wisdom and Haikus, and stopped off at the Trading Post, in the shade of those lovely palm trees. You're searching for a rare plushie or Petpet far too expensive for the Shop Wizard Shops and you don't like Auction Sniping. Maybe you've even read a few guides and articles on how to use the Trading Post. Yet you feel there's something missing, something important you just can't grasp. Something that would you make more than just a casual Trading Post user...

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Planning the Perfect Picnic
They say spring is a very social season, so why not combine your love for fresh air and friendship by hosting your very own picnic?

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If You Can Swing It, Bring It!
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Neovision Superstar: Part Six
I could mope around, like we were doing at that moment. Or perhaps just forget about Neovision and move on. Or maybe learn to read aloud...

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Tales of a Petpet Adventure: Part One
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"Weewoo," said a Faellie in response...

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