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Issue: 395 | 5th day of Relaxing, Y11

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	The Eaten Wingoball puff Script by marwanshah_13 by anatidaephobicneuro
	Petpet's Revenge False Identity Idea by _jen by lyteila
	Follow the Crowds Whee.... Also by sariphe by iloenchen
	Mutant Musical Something has happened! Art by devil_in_a_red_dress by kaddisti
	Starry Stuff Why is there an item with that name?!! Idea by mingbetty by marilltachiquin
	Neopian Questions Related? by the_slayer_faerie
	Meowspecs Four eyes? by james15912
	Light House Life - Goldrun? Can we go home now? by louishooper
	HOOPLA! - Quest Duh! by _pokemon12_63
	Petpet Fun! A bonding between a Neopet and a Petpet is always strong. by vicktoriavicky
	Neopian Life It's a Mibblie, silly! by permewey
	The Cure What's with everyone getting Sneezles nowadays? by leianidas
	Adoption Adopting your "baby" brother... by xlaq
	Darkest Corner I wish I could find a Super Attack Pea lender... by dark_elfa
	The Renegade Comic - When Meepits... Dress Up? You never know what lurks in the dressing room... by renegade_kitty
	Cannonball Barf Boat...? The PPL will have something to say about this! by sk8brdrme
	Scary What a nightmare... by yinna65
	A Vexing Decision This is tough. by can_i_get_frozen
	The 4 Tails episode 4?- I smell Cookiez ^^ When Xen sees cookiz he must have them. :) by ledgers_angel_3
	Welcome (back) to Neopia! I haven't been gone that long... by skypupgoddess
	Aisha Soup Cloudgazing by the_shii
	Yamisai 4 No one is EVER safe... by yoru_yamisai
	Nerfed Yum. by d0rm0use
	Chia Calamity #1 What is that stuff?! by u_uzzzzz
	Rightside Down Restocking made easy! But maybe less profitable. by cheeperstheowl
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Kacheek-Seek Nothing like a good ol' game of Kacheek-Seek. by pikemaster1
	Proles I think that thing's rigged... by cables
	This & That: Mnqo's Staff Don't ever mess with my stuff! by niquacoolk
	One Fish, Two Fish Best. Neomall item. Ever. by fish_puddle
	Utterly Impossible; Hopefully Improbable Oh - oh my... That's one way for an avatar... by umzz
	Bruno's Escape Looks like someone got "caught up" in the chase. by sliferosiru
	Freedom to the Funny Pages - Exploding Flour No, not THAT kind of explode! by nickulla

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Impress a Slorg

Who can resist a smile like that? Sure, I know that they go rampaging in the the fields of Meridell, causing endless famines and admitting more fainting incidents into the Neopian Hospital than any other creature on Neopia (with the exception of Jhudora; you don't want to get on her bad side, especially if it concerns Illusen), but think of it this way. No one likes eating vegetables anyway, so what's wrong with sacrificing it all to the Slorg? I'm pretty willing. So if you want a Slorg friend for life, carry on reading...

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How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class
"I could never understand why you stopped playing in the middle of the Altador Cup," said Boxer with a pout...

by indulgences

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Selfish? No Way!
"I'm so sorry to bother you, but would someone PLEASE get the door! I'm in the middle of fixing dinner!"

by sarah24hd

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Altador Cup Dictionary
Here's a guide to all the super fans' lingo, including team placing info.

by fairiesrus5

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Petpet Cannonball: Don't hurt the Petpets!
Petpet Cannonball is a one-player game, designed for you to shoot helpless little petpets through a bottomless bucket, down the tarp to safety!

by midnight951

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A Trip to Remember: Part Five
Shei quickly grabbed the Gelert's scarf and pulled her back before she toppled overboard. "Don't fall!" she warned, giggling.

by majikel

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The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part One
Cove didn't waste much time before he promoted Sarevor into the title of Captain of his Royal Guard. It was only Sarevor that he truly trusted to keep him safe...

by ayame_23

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