Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...

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Issue: 441 | 30th day of Eating, Y12

Comics

	Dinner Disaster This should be fun. Idea by dutchese159 by lightfpower
	Nonsensical Senses I'm going to play a joke! Also by imogenweasley by jockylocky
	A Bite of Life You have to wonder... Also by never_look_back by horsecrazyirishgirl
	Aaa-choo!! Zzz... Also by semicutie3 by larkspurlane
	Last Halloween... ! by samyuli
	Kiochi - Books That's why I'm way better than you, Jhudora... by chibino
	The Zanuxar & Puknot Show: Kacheek Go Round Resistance is still futile. by wingsofathena
	The Trick of Snorkle Snouting ._______. by geestelijk
	Altador Cup V A new and controversial team joins the games.... by sceloglaux
	The White Weewoos go to work Just another day working on the Neopian Times. by monkeysrcomintogetu
	Dark Woods - Do You Believe in Ghosts? No. by schafersheperd
	Something Has Happened! Oh, hi! by allison_kitty11
	Illusen & Jhudora Look at those two... always bickering. by 1992jk1995
	That's the Point!: No Sense of Humor Where Aaethus gets a ghost makeover.... Without a paintbrush. Note to Self: Do not make grumpy older sisters angry. by sisterhood_of_blades
	Well-Versed It's gonna take longer than that. by uzzleuzzlepuffpuff
	Flapjacks He's not the smartest baby. by geckobubbles
	Nifty - Birthday Mishaps You got me this?! by kakashiluva
	The Best Joke Ever a Xweetok minicomic about the best joke EVER. ;3 by angelusfelis
	Smelly Wearables! sniff sniff by lilyed
	Every Bad Guy... ...has a soft side. by leksikake
	Usuls Plus One - Petpets That's the problem with invisible shopkeepers. D: by maraqua_berry
	The Esophagor's Information Feeed Meee!! by holladios
	Illusen's Quest Maybe Jhudora's quests are better... Also by kablooom by strangelydim
	Impromptu Shenanigans! Ferocious neggs are nasty little things, aren't they? by kittyforte
	ABnormal No one can learn THAT much. by jcrchan
	Spooky The Haunted Woods makes for interesting fishing. by ghostkomorichu
	Use Your Imagination Yes, Ripclawz is the Battledomer, but only because the others were too aggressive. by shadowstrand
	Star Gazers I got all these from Kelp! by neojedi11
	Random Oddness Ah, fire pets.. by mistyqee
	For all JubJub owners out there... JubJub clothes shopping is rather limited, don't you think? by oliviagrace18
	Fired Up Can you really take the heat? by jewelyanna
	Brown Family Tales What'cha reading? by fizbrown2
	Do the Monocle Munch! Yum! by snackbox
	Very Punny A good pun works well in any situation. And a bad pun, well... by not_so_shorty_12
	Odd Spots An (un)lucky accident? by sparkygoesforth

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"The First Relic" by mintacia
Erty the Shoyru was like every other Shoyru. He collected stamps, adored his gruslen petpet, regularly cleaned his toenails, and enjoyed long walks on the beach. There was nothing particularly odd about young Erty. He was, quite honestly, a bit boring. When he walked down the crowded Neopian streets, no one spared him a second glance. And why should they?

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A Division of Houses
"Raiyne, come on! You can't peadackle out now."

by lyraedi

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The First Relic
There's nothing wrong with being a little bit normal.

by mintacia

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The Perfect Neopian Dinner Party
Despair no longer, fellow Neopians. Put down the spatula, take a deep breath ... and read.

by distressedantiquity

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All About Baby Pets!
So here you are, minding your own business when all of a sudden Boochi comes out of nowhere and zaps your precious Grey Uni into a Baby Uni!

by aggirl169

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Viva la Resistance!: Part Four
Fredrick woke to the pleasant experience of discovering that he had not in fact been killed in his sleep.

by herdygerdy

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Imaginary Realm: Part Two
"Maybe," Ello half agreed, "but I'm starting to doubt that. Dead witches can't perform spells... unless they're ZOMBIES!"

by luna4400

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