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Dreams: Part One

We were doing our weekly shopping in the bazaar and main shopping area. Since I was just a baby Aisha, I wasn't allowed to go on my own without my owner...

by laurel146
The Rise of the Space Faerie: Discovery - Part One

Laimane was eager to get home for reasons besides the rain. Rain was rare in Faerieland and was often considered an ill omen, and she didn't need the rain to remind her...

by desibick
The Replacement Courtier: Part One

Alexien was certain that each and every one of them was trying to look attentive, all while mentally rehearsing their own next line. The council excelled at that sort of thing; not listening, exactly, just waiting with feigned patience for their own turn to speak...

by senya
Walk the Plank: Part One

"Arr, it be good to be Darkwing, scourge o' the seas, master o' all that be on the ocean..."

by puppy200010
 
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Is it the painted pets or the account age? Is it the trophies or the participation in the plots? Is it their neohome or user lookup? Is it their shop or gallery? Is it their stamp album, or trades and auctions? So many possibilities, so many different opinions. The truth is, however, if you want your account to stand out, you have to work for it...



Other Stories


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Out of the Turmaculus' Jaws
I watched the pets going down the streets with wide, bright eyes. They were fascinating to me, and so many of them looked friendly and kind...

by nut862

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The Power of One
He was, I noticed immediately, very large, and also very angry. With a chapped and muted gold hide and tiny but sharp claws, he was one of the more ferocious Grarrls I have seen...

Also by orginalcliche

by dan4884


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The 600 Million Neopoint Question
Taking this self-centered egotistical notion that I’ve arrived, I’d like to compose an interesting article that dwells in the fancy of you winning the gigantic jackpot. So here it is folks, another Inconspicuous guide – The 600 million-neopoints question.

by pugnaciousilliterate

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The Monstrosity: a Guide to Caring for Darigan Pets
Your pet has just been transfigured into something you'd normally see at Halloween, but you're lucky. You get to experience the spine-tingling, terrifying thrills all year long. What you need to do is learn how to care for a Darigan pet.

by xx_thatguy_xx

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The General Idea
Don't eat the Neopets, children...

by clueless_morgan

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Lupe Eat Lupe World
Sloth and kadoaties seem to not mix. Huh.

by outpour



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