| There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots |
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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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New Series
 | The Hoarders: Part One"I just can't afford to
keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted
away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."
by ruff_zette |  | Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part OneUpon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat
rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then
his crazed smile became even more deranged...
by tashni |  | Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part OneMaestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with
his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams:
a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he
looked at his dad with shining eyes...
by bitsy_dj |
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"Shadowflame: Snowfall" by brains03
A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter, an enigma to most but a legend to many in the circles she frequented...
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 Lucky Cake
Tammy quickly looked up for some explanation
of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake
erupted...
by nut862 |
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 The Tale of Dough
"Sorry I'm such a mess today, Fluffy. Being the
star of a Neopian Plot is really hard work! Now I know how Nabile, Tomos, Jazan,
Isca, Caylis, Jeran, King Skarl, King Altador, and all the others feel. Woo!"
Gilly said...
by redwall_loamhedge |
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 Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
by itchyfan220 |
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 What's in a Name?
"Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster.
Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of
line."
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