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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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"The Life of an Unemployed Pirate" by scribe1020
Benny took the last swig of his grog and slammed the mug down on the counter, sliding it over to the shopkeeper. The Yurble behind the counter took out a jar of Grog and refilled the mug. "That'd be another 50 Neopoints, sir," the shopkeeper said, sliding it back to him. Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"




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Edna's First Strike
"Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously.

by deniscodisco

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A Day of Appreciation
"Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want."

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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Sweet Bites: Buzz Day!
Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion!

by silvernightingale

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Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan Proposal
Various ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles...

by lute248

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Compare and Contrast - Jellybeans
Michelle... rescue me...

by chocholatedog

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Tylus wants a Petpet, now!
Will Tylus prove himself worthy of a Petpet?

by x_mystichorse_x



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