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The Dark Before The Dawn: the Beginning

The day finally came where we ran out of food. I knew it was coming; I just didn't want to admit it. The girls were off at school...

by jambammer
Kayla's Valentine

Her red fur touched something cold that felt like metal. She clenched her paw around it and withdrew. It was a dusty photo frame...

by mew_mew_matrimony
The Dreamer

Neopia knows her from the Book of Ages and a constellation fashioned in her honor hangs in our night sky, but there is another story in her past, one that precedes the tale in the Book of Ages...

by dark_goddess_rising
Unlikely Events

All was the same, untouched by the ravages of time, until a shape appeared in the far reaches of the desert, a mere black speck, silhouetted against the sun...

by regle_de_tous
It's Not Worth It

Sighing, Drano sat up in bed and squinted across the room at Stardust3974, his younger sister. "Morning," he said...

by weaponstar

Perfect Imperfection

"Well," said Angie slowly. "Was the candy still any good from Halloween, Winter?"

by animalnutz1993
Lost Desert Chronicles: The Friendship

Thinking of the stories of treasure in the Lost Desert, a land he had heard of but never seen, he steered his boat toward it...

by catsrcool41
Glass Stone

The Obsidian Dagger was the thorn in the side of the rich, but no hero of the poor. One person profited from what he did, and he was the one doing it...

by neesboy
Because You're Cursed

"Oh, no!!!!" he screamed. "My fur is falling off!" Panicked, Simba stumbled back into his room...

by kidagakash_nedakh
Royal Pain

How do I look? The royal Poogle smiled at her own little joke, admiring herself in a small, gold plated hand mirror. Perfect, as usual...

by hugthepinapple
Faerie Festival

Luna was a tall, thin faerie, about twelve years old, and possibly the youngest grey faerie in Neopia. She hid in the shadows...

by firecomet14
Why You Should Never Feed a Meepit

I skidded to a halt and around to see Zelda jump up into the lower branches of a tree. On the top there was a meepit stuck in the branches...

by tetra_star213
 
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Have you ever really wanted to get the Whack-A-Kass trophy, but can't seem to score 1,000 points or higher? How about in Better Than You, and you just can't seem to score the correct score for the trophy and neopoints? Well, my friend, that's why I am here to help you! Okay. Let's start out with some basic hints...



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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Three
Mareian smiled her cutest smile. "There's a Gelert who owes me something, a royal one who goes by the name of Jasagh; I don't suppose you've heard anything of him?"

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City Lupe on the Plains: Part One
He began to remember his past, back when he was barely old enough to remember it now to his current life... all the way back to when he was a Plains Lupe...

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Lord of the Lost!
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