Short Stories

	A Light in the Darkness "Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..." by dubble_trubble
	Evil Fuzzles, Dr. Sloth, and a Chocolate Chia She opened the box and pulled out a small device. "It's from the Dr. Sloth catalog. It can tell me when there is an evil fuzzle in the room," Ursula told Alexa... by happyorangehorse
	The Choice The annual Race Through Neopia Central was the biggest event of the year for runners. Dale had been training extra hard after he placed fifth the year before. Now, he felt ready to steal first... by reggieman721
	We Got a Neomail! "We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony... by sweetie_me274
	Alias: Amy Rose; Occupation: Spy "All right, then," announced the Grundo by Whisper's bed, "You all pass - except for the Shadow Acara here who can't decide what her name is. Go back to sleep." by parmadur
	Home "Great work, crew!" a white Blumaroo said, slumped in his Captain's chair. "Now we just need to figure out how we got into this mess in the first place. Commander Talinia?" by dan4884
	Acon's Challenge Acon shifted from one foot to the other as she chose her words carefully. "Well, sir... the actual day is often better than practice... nerves give me speed... I don't think you'll be disappointed when it comes to it." She smiled hopefully... by katiesheffield
	Life as a Darter for the M.M.G. I rolled over to the other side of my bunk and sighed deeply. It was a hot, miserable day in Meridell... by princesslucille1
	Castles It had snowed over the night, Brenden saw with glee. The pristine snow glittered as it covered the castle courtyard like a dense, white blanket. Best of all, no one had touched it yet... by nimras23
	New Adventure This is no ordinary tale, and I warn you now, the things that you may read in this story may shock you to the core... by thedoombunny
	A Game of Kou-jong He was about to make a sharp retort when she said, "Hey, Shumi! Let's play Kou-jong!" by fushigiyugichichrich
	The Believer I had always believed in water faeries, unlike everyone else. And looking back, I guess that I didn't have any evidence to support my belief... by horsesrocktkw

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We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...

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How to Care for Your Yooyu
This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine I read. Magazines don't lie.

by iamskot

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Ten Steps to Save Yourself from Sloth
And you guys thought it was impossible!

by wigglyfish

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In the Nightmares: Part Five
Siena looked ahead to see something bright. She took a step closer, realizing that the glow was coming from a light faerie...

by lavendergoddess79

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Whisper on the Wind: Part Two
Darigan found himself contemplating the weeks that had passed since his return, and the months of exile before that. Something was nagging at his memory, whispering to him like the notes of a long-forgotten tune...

by sarahleeadvent

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