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Boarding with Legends

The great booming of a waterfall crashed its way above the sound of rushing wind. Burn crouched down in anticipation for the jump, his eyes squinting with concentration...

by dragon_spirit890
Omelette Demander

"NO! You cannot take more than one slice per day!"

by kotaeia
Don't Worry, The Gravity Works Just Fine

My owner? Well, she was standing not two feet from me, also staring at the wheel, never blinking. 'I wonder if she's hypnotized by it,' I thought to myself...

by pinata_novia
Eating Fool's Day Game Night

"I've been thinking about your request for a game night, Pete. It's an excellent idea..."

by shamboo5
The Joys of Teaching

She was wrong every time. It was proof that Emilia was a very memorable, remarkable teacher...

by precious_katuch14
The Joy of Writing

Mrs. Owen looked at her students filing in her classroom and sliding into their seats. Some were carrying just a notebook and pencil...

by jdb1984
New Students

Davan the blue Gelert walked into the newly opened neoschool and sighed. She took in a deep breath, basking in the scent of recently painted walls...

by puppy200010
Have Hope

He couldn't wait to work at the Pound! He was living his absolute dream job: he could nurse the ill, feed the hungry, give shelter to the lost; he had always loved helping others, and now he could get paid for it!

by grapesourhorse
Adventures of the April Fool's Faerie

Jhudora, Faerie of the Dark and Unpleasant, trembling before a little spyder? It would be like Sloth and that pink underwear fiasco...

by goosher
Who I Am, Who I Will Be

I like being Lexi the kid, at least when I'm not in Neoschool, but I don't think you're allowed to be a kid when you grow up...

by sarahleeadvent
Mrs. Owen's First Day

She had been looking forward to this job her whole life. Many years ago, when Neoschool was first announced, she had been chosen to be the grammar and language teacher...

by mookie99
Spelling Class

Furthest. What rhymed with furthest? Rose scribbled some possible words in the margin of her notebook. This was how she passed much of her time at school...

by nut862
A Way for the Willing

She had already solved the first problem in her mind, but she hesitated before she put it down on the paper. What if... what if she got a C too? Would that solve things?

by rainbow_mist_wave
The Darkest Side of Neoschool

One of the pets, a rainbow Gelert, whipped her head around and glared at the Aisha as if she was a mutant. "What do you want, bookworm?" she snapped...

by macana
 
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Space For School?



Neoschool has finally arrived, and the Pets of Neopia are breathing a collective sigh of resignation. No more spending days lying in the grass to stare at the clouds above. School supplies are being fetched from the darkest corners of safety deposit boxes after months and years of lying idle. 227,663,858 Pets are planning to... Wait, there are 227,663,858 Pets in the world of Neopia?! At the time of writing, there sure are. While educating all of Neopia is a wonderful and noble plan, a question of how all of these Pets will fit into Neoschool...



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Neoschool: Where to Send Your Pet
Nothing is particularly special about Neopia Central Neoschool (NCN). If you want your pet to have a well-rounded education covering the essentials, then I recommend Neopia Central for you...

by akari24

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How Do YOU Feel About Crying Neopets?
Do they make you cry yourself? Do you get angry or upset whenever you see them in a foul mood, growling back at you? Or do you feel noncommittal, since they're only made of pixels?

by indulgences

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Wicked in the Woods: Part Three
As the Werelupe guard lumbered over to where Garith and Wrey lay hidden in the bushes, a feeling of dread washed over them...

by scarletspindle

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Missing Miamouse - Part Six
"A neomail for you, sir," said the faerie Kacheek behind the front desk. It was already slit open. I peered at him suspiciously as he handed me the envelope...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Blibby the Blibble
HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

by summerchristmas838

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Aerodynamic?
Observe.

by mycatdog



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