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	Portraits "I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie." by ginny_invisible
	The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting "What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..." by reeses_pet
	Aristocratic Letters Dear Lady von Cybunny, Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA. by christmas_ice
	The Avant-Garde Neohome "It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?" by mariofan14
	Save the Band Geeks! We could tell immediately something was wrong. by laurapet131
	Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane. by a_greenparrot
	Serendipity "The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please." by mewberry101_88
	The Meepit Show: Issue ~~400~~ 399 Spectacular In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer. by spoonguardonline

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"Aristocratic Letters" by christmas_ice
Dear Lady von Cybunny, Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA. No one is a match for Lord van Eyck. I am simply appalled you even asked. Do not be offended, but I believe I am...

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