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Issue: 539 | 6th day of Eating, Y14 |
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Short Stories
![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/367.gif) | Squeaking Novas, Giant Flowers, and a Crying QueenShe couldn’t bear it anymore. Queen Fyora, the most dignified being in all of Neopia, fled back to her sanctuary...
by camherz | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/263.gif) | Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter VII was sitting in my room writing a short story about nothing in particular when I realized that it had a been nearly three months since I had been forced into working for the Meepits.
by kristykimmy | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/163.gif) | Balthazar the Apprentice"Hello?" the young Lupe called out into the midst of the Haunted Woods. He shivered. Balthazar was alone. He had once liked the quiet, but this...
by xenna_15 | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/betterthanyou/contestant100.gif) | Biography of a Villain: Eliv Thade"So spelling is not my strong suit, what does that matter?" Eliv responded haughtily.
Also by thropp
by sandrilene | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/sad/kacheek_green_baby.gif) | Finally OutShe knew no one wanted to adopt her, with her shaggy coat and trembling legs. She could not bear the fact that she was a lonely green Kacheek that no one wanted.
by fairygold | ![](//images.neopets.com/shopkeepers/98.gif) | Silva's StoryShe envied the other plushies who didn't need to try to get sold; they just sat there and waited. She wished it were that simple...
by bea0408 | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/sad/shoyru_maraquan_baby.gif) | Maraquan MomentsIt took nearly two weeks for her to be satisfied with any of the zaps.
by sugarsquare | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/539_kougra_neocola.gif) | Kougra Detective: The Mootix Conspiracy"Two more missing petpet cases, a warf and a pet rock," she rolled her eyes as she reported, and handed me a stack of reports. "...And this one's interesting, the Neocola factory's had a break in..."
by neo_cool_dude12 | ![](http://pets.neopets.com/cp/mxo78t6j/1/2.png) | Maemo and Vrai’s Negg Hunt"No problem," Maemocala responded with a happy lilt, "Vrai and I were dying for a reason to go ourselves!" She fussed happily with Meephog's soft, pastel ears as she spoke.
by teaspill |
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Headlines "Maemo and Vrai’s Negg Hunt" by teaspill "Thank you so much for agreeing to take Meephog to the negg hunt!" A baby Moehog flew through the air, tracing a trajectory from the arms of its striped Xweetok mother into the ready paws of a smiling silver Kougra. "I couldn't do it myself this year. The last time we went, her siblings whined the entire time, and, well..."
Other Stories
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Do we Really Need Toothpaste? Some species are easy; Lupes and Xweetoks have fur, Pteris have feathers, etc. But I, myself, am a Blumaroo. Do I have skin, like the kind seen on our owners? Do I have a fine layer of hair covering my body? Or is it fur?
by shoobydala |
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The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Seven The great cliff towered above them, basking in the evening glow of the setting sun. Carved into it by the wind and sand was a story in a language that nobody could ever read.
by macana |
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Red Thread: Part Four What exactly am I doing here? Terry thinks to himself. He stares up at the puffy, white clouds drifting along in a blue sky.
by kevboizz |
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