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Ellsworth's List of Neopia's Top Parties

As the esteemed host of the Neopies, Neopia’s premier award show, you might say I’ve received my fair share of party invitations...

by tylerhuyser
10 Reasons Why Game Avatars Aren't That Bad

Game avatars. A common nightmare for Neopians far and wide.

by midnightsmores
The Bravery to Put Pen to Paper

You’re reading this and saying to yourself...

by lunaticrave
Here's To Another 25 - An Interview

Founded in 1999, Neopets is truly one of the most iconic games of all time. The fact that it has lasted for 25 years is a testimony to that.

by amplificationsseasy
Tips for Writing for Special Issues

Every 25th issue. The ones that give you that rare avatar. You know the ones I mean...

by rayoceanweaver
Extra Cheesy Cheddar Crisps: The Knock-off Version

Now I don't know about you, but I really enjoy a nice crunchy, salty, cheesy snack while reading the latest issue...

by bubble_gum_girl182
A Sloth Fan's Rating of Neopia's Villainy

Hello Neopians, Kreludorians and Space Station residents alike, and welcome to this very first entry in the Neopia Central Almost Official Sloth Fan Committee Newsletter! Collab with betti666

by shikieiki
Ranking 25 Best Puns Across Neopia

We think everybody can appreciate a good pun, no matter how...Collab with venturecaptalist

by dancerchickemily
 
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Tips for Writing for Special Issues



Every 25th issue. The ones that give you that rare avatar. You know the ones I mean. The issues that everyone scrabbles desperately to get into. These coveted issues receive some of the highest volumes of submissions. Coming up with something unique, something guaranteed to get you published, is more difficult than ever, as everyone pulls out the stops. Like many of my fellow Neopians, I spend months racking my brains to figure out what the best article, the best story, the best comic would be… And I failed. Suddenly nothing seemed good enough. So I took to the Neoboards, my go-to world of Neo-information. “What do you like to see?!” I asked them desperately, palms sweating, hoping that some lightning bolt of inspiration would shoot down from the sky and zap a genius idea into my brain. “Do you even care about the special issues?!” I queried, panicked that no one actually read the submissions, that no one appreciated the huge amount of effort put into every story. And one further, dangerous, scary question… “Do you even read the Neopian Times?” Flitting anxiously from board to board, asking my questions, I realised something. Every board had its own NT-related quirks, and each focussed on something different. Here I will summarise the findings from each board.



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Echoes in the Snow
"I knew that I was growing old when I really started getting into jazz. My old man was much the same. I remember every Sunday morning he would..."

by kadface

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A Weewoo's Delivery Day
"The crisp smell of ink and paper filled the air as another morning at the Neopian Times office began. Neopets rushed around, sipping their coffees and skimming their notepads..."

by maddie_bangz

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Wish-Granting
Skyleur stopped on the tower's third floor, cleared space on her old workbench--her chair and table were a ruin of cloth and wood, but the metal bench had only rusted through the years--and pressed the Colour Changing Tulip that had grown out of her tears.

by phadalusfish

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Starstruck
Team Kreludor have won Altador Cup VII and are celebrating like it's Y10 all over again! But, what's a party without a surprise or two?

by pikapi20

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Not-So-Seasonal Pea
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by qlobal

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Food for Thought
Roo Island...Home of Count Von Roo...

by tickleh



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