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	Investigations into Impossibility: Nigel Nigel is one of the most controversial figures in all of Neopia. Widely criticized for posing with equipment that some claim to be contrary to basic laws of reason... by reggieman721
	KeyQuest PowerUp Tactics You are not "being nice" by not using them. This is a competitive game against other people and the cards are available to be used. by momnpets
	What Not to Believe When Reading About the Pound I'm here today to open your eyes to the fiction in most stories about the pound. Today, you'll see just how it really is in the pound, directly from someone who's been in the place! by honshusan
	A Beginner's (Satirical) Guide to Key Quest Beta This guide is satirical in nature and may not be the guide for you. The guide is based solely upon the recent experiences of the author of the guide and may or may not be of any actual use. by poissonneondn
	The Money Tree's Monitor: The Yellow Acara I didn't want to go to the Meridell Dump or anything, and Fyora said I could be the Money Tree Guardian. by aisha_gurl_forever
	Bogshot: The (Somewhat) Forgotten Swamp Bogshot IS a swamp, but it also has a village by the same name. It's a nice place, I swear! The locals are quite friendly. by jubub33
	A Guidingly Guiding Guide to Writing Guidable Guides I suggest you center your guide around things people would never in their right mind want to learn to do, thereby guaranteeing your topic will not have been covered before. Flawless logic, right? by too_kule
	What To Collect It seems like you're the only one who cannot show off with a large collection, not because you don't want to start one but because you simply do not know what to collect. by iloenchen
	Mastering Cellblock How to become a master of the wonderful and fascinating game of Cellblock by beck85722
	A Modest Proposal The proposal is modest. The author... maybe not so much, but her ego is probably a little less inflated than the economy. by cookybananas324
	A Taste of Autumn Apples come in a variety of species, are easy to eat and serve on their own, and are the base for hundreds of amazing dishes that Neopians can, and should, enjoy. by giggilogalmewmew

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"A Shocking Surprise" by princesshjb
Hermione laughed loudly and squeezed Shelby's hand harder. "Of course I'm ready for this," she replied, grinning up at her owner. After three hours of waiting, Shelby and Hermione finally got to the front of the line. Shelby cleared her throat and cautiously took Hermione's coat as Hermione skipped up to the Lab Ray. Hermione, however, was...

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