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Issue: 230 | 9th day of Running, Y8

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	The Trouble Sometimes =( Don't forget to consider who you're giving the present to! by citadell
	Mootix Madness - We Have A Winner Pt. 4 It's the little things that count. by leoness
	Notions and Nonsense A raspberry can be such a rude fruit. Art by peri0neo by patjade
	The General Idea Don't eat the Neopets, children... by clueless_morgan
	Lupe Eat Lupe World Sloth and kadoaties seem to not mix. Huh. by outpour
	Umbrella Problems It seemed logical at the time. by krista_neogirl
	Lost City Hide and Seek. by placid_nightmare
	Looking for the Light - Introduction Much has been revealed... by menzoberanzan
	Teh Nonsense At the Rainbow Pool... by cat24427
	Neopian No Nos Partly cloudy with a chance of rain. by naasyu
	A Spongey Situation Stealth is not helpful here. Concept by robbob05 by lunatic_kiss
	Ai Yi Aisha That would explain a lot... by yami13331
	A New Way of Fishing! Not quite the titanic giant squid... by shade876
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! twitch by spock_luvr
	Ludicrously Odd The high points of being ghost... by nyteviper
	Fear My Randomosity~ All that hard work... >:) by riimaru
	Megapepper Pizza Welcome to Neopia! by btcomsa12
	The Dark Side What most female villains fear.... by vira8
	When Petpets Attack! This pet got lucky... will yours!?! by supersaiyanrei
	Virtual Chaos Refreshing at the Space Station... by pashmina100
	Aaargh! It's so terribly hideous! D: by lissiechan
	Neo Buds 4 Ever My life can be both hard and glamorous. by petpet5611
	Triple Negative Prepare to die! by sillygirl_543
	Mount Insane The same with the scarves. by heidi67859
	MEEP? It all began.......... by shadowpuppet88
	Happy!! Ohhh Wait -- Never Mind... What do you mean, cancelled? Also by fillin by richnangela005
	Neopups Evil lurks in every corner. by wicked_dragonite
	Bling! Muahaha. Idea by pinkandprecious by rapidrat
	CHOMP! It looks good enough to eat. by dyne_aria
	Lupish! The bad part about using a snot umbrella, besides the fact that it's made of snot. by orca1026
	Evil Feepit Nasty and back-stabbing... lovely combination. :/ by fmoura_98
	The Esophagor Blues Stupid yoyo... by fruity_mug
	Avatar Hunting boink by twilightdestinymai
	Take it Away! I won't tell. by liljess_123
	Neorandomosity Proper hygiene is important ... even in Tyrannia! by linnipooh
	Out of the Blue Cannibalism? by harpytemper5
	Smelly Nelly "Cures his itching." by i_hate_backstabbers
	Further Adventures of Brainy and E There must be a catch somewhere... by vhimber2004
	Razzle Dazzle Win great prizes! ... or maybe get eaten. by khestrel
	Spiffy What are you guys doing? by pegahorn12
	If The Shoe Fits Who annoys who in Neopia! by thunderfox_1_sprague
	The Map Only XweeStarryTear could make THIS… by ximerika
	Unwelcome Guest Not what every neohome needs... by fatal_mantis
	Fake Faerie A good tip to anyone who can't afford a faerie paintbrush. But we can't guarantee it will work... by littlemisskirby
	Wickedness... or something Some people just don't get it.... sigh by wickedwitchy2003
	Slinky Says... Worth a shot... by macabreinside
	XuuPuu! It took THAT long to get Breakfast?!? by thepinkpixel
	Neopian Insanity I can't use this! Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918

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Is it the painted pets or the account age? Is it the trophies or the participation in the plots? Is it their neohome or user lookup? Is it their shop or gallery? Is it their stamp album, or trades and auctions? So many possibilities, so many different opinions. The truth is, however, if you want your account to stand out, you have to work for it...

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The Rainbow Pteri Feather
Razzberi the Pteri flew over Neopia Central. He looked down on the twisting path at the neopets below entering the shops and stands. A large sign in front of the post office announced that there was a sale today...

by pigeons707

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Fyora's Chambers - An Altadorian Tragedy
Scene: A stage, set to resemble a large, high-ceilinged room made of stone. Twilight filtering through Large Patterned Arched windows at the left, rear, and right of the stage reveal lavish décor, which, if one was playing a word-association game, would surely evoke terms such as "purple" and "puffy".

by leucothea

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Ten Places Even the Picky Eater Should Know
Remember food is great; you make it, you can eat it, and most importantly, throw it!

by minniemouseluvr9

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Wait – What Happened to the Other Smileys?
Before I begin my explanation of collected research, I must tell you that in this article, I will not provide those desperate emotionless-filled Neopians with a guide to beating all eight levels of this game, but I will explore who exactly stole these smileys.

by __jxhn_

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The Rise of the Space Faerie: Discovery - Part One
Laimane was eager to get home for reasons besides the rain. Rain was rare in Faerieland and was often considered an ill omen, and she didn't need the rain to remind her...

by desibick

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The Tale of a Petty Thief: Part Two
I made progress slowly, only climbing in the ranks now and then. Contrary to my partner, I was quite content with the position that I was in...

by shadowcristal

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