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Issue: 262 | 20th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Mootix Itch The Mootix just dropped on Eamann's Babaa! by autoc007
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 3 Tonight, I've made a special meal! by ghostkomorichu
	Meridellian Mischief "Mote Magic" by moon_wolf21
	Random Something Who do you think is the most evil being in Neopia? by silvermare200
	It's A Peasy Life Give your opponent a little seasonal cheer! by sweet_card
	Rejected Reality Um... run? by refira
	Demon 1 In the end they sold it. (-_-') by ookami_mangetsu
	Underwater Fishing - Woes of a Worm Day after day, the worm gets thrown in to the pool... doesn't anyone ask the worm first? by auscabrin
	Why the Smugglers are REALLY in Trouble Oh dear. Art by linnipooh by danman111111
	Fountain Faerie Quest Guess what? I just got a fountain faerie quest! by zelda2222
	Only in Neopia... Aw, Sayanoko would never REALLY kidnap anyone... I think... Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	ER Dilemma: Surf A La Stink What in Neopia...??? Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	Such a Treasure! Yarr, matey! by darkadoom
	Don't Ask Woo Hoo, I adore War! by snowcat737373
	The Mind of Max I wouldn't exactly call it sweet... by 0omythical_dragono0
	Neoquest II "Growing Pains" Also by hoeiva by maivry
	Kulanah Sometimes the innocence of a child can be extremely funny. Kulanah is no exception. by goldnangl83
	Get Rich Quick - Plan #493 "Didn't you say that the last 492 times?" Also by frynr by goten__10
	Full View Please insert 100 neopoints to see the next three minutes of your future. by scar19
	Pink Toadstool Inc. Learn to come prepared. by toadprincess91
	3Dim-Wits - Coping With Loss Watch what you say around pirates. by blumaroocrazy21
	Operation Zafara "To Virtupets" by x_marks_the_spot
	Methods for Reaching Kreludor Moo doesn't realize how easy it is to reach Neopia's only moon. by jlnmellon_112
	Royal Dressing Takes Time I give my apology to all Royal Girl Zafaras... by aquana_moon
	Totally Electrified Shouldn't have touched. by rileyz_maple
	HyPer Lessons No wonder my soup tasted like Blooky... by luvz_insanity
	Jurples! I had a bad fur day! by valerie677
	Pterror Never trust the Wheel of Monotony. Or the Island Mystic for that matter. by spyonline5000
	Not Just Another Comic Doooom. by silverwolf_queen
	Funny Farm Why Grey pets shouldn't have Grey petpets. by saiyukiluva
	Hyperbole Blues In which Tsuki gets pwned... Also by loriika by spidersheep
	The Oddness of Neopet Owners Narf! by mysticdarkangel
	Usuki Crazy! Get ready to go Usuki crazy! by jessagirl1
	Bowl Of Candy - Vol. 1 Of all the places you chose to hide, you hid in THERE... by lunkuo

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"A People Deceived!" by lockshensa
Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass. All her life, the majestic Eyrie had guided them. Posters, speeches, and fellow pets spoke of his greatness. It wasn't something that could be denied; it simply was. Lord Kass's goodness was as firm and unchangeable as the cycle of the seasons...

Other Stories

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The Young Nabile
Nabile, who had just lost her mother the night before, was crying her little eyes out. "I sure am hungry. But I don't have any Neopoints..."

by americangirlover386

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The Tooth Faerie
Not all stories end happily, you know. Whenever someone starts reading a story they just know that no matter what, the end will be filled with cheerfulness, smiles, and everyone's lives being OK. Well in the real Neopia, things aren't all like that...

by dya_katt108

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Run for Your Lives! (A Guide on Self-Preservation)
Have you ever been in a situation where you're talking to a person who is vaguely sinister and slightly threatening and you can't decide when to make your timely exit before they do something vaguely sinister and very threatening to you?

by rangapawtaggerung

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Eye of the Storm - Eye Think You Should Play!
How are you supposed to find a lost ship looking randomly through 240 tiles, you ask? Simple...

by cyanamide

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Snow on the Brightvale Hills: Part One
Gemini sighed. "Of COURSE he's safe. For Fyora's sake, what could hurt him out there?"

by queen_aingeal

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Needed Adventure: Part Nine
The pets who had been hovering at the edges of their cages, staring out at the freedom before them as if at an old friend who they had thought long dead, now were galvanized into action. Those who could leapt from their cages with shouts of triumph...

by tdyans

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