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Issue: 262 | 20th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Mootix Itch The Mootix just dropped on Eamann's Babaa! by autoc007
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 3 Tonight, I've made a special meal! by ghostkomorichu
	Meridellian Mischief "Mote Magic" by moon_wolf21
	Random Something Who do you think is the most evil being in Neopia? by silvermare200
	It's A Peasy Life Give your opponent a little seasonal cheer! by sweet_card
	Rejected Reality Um... run? by refira
	Demon 1 In the end they sold it. (-_-') by ookami_mangetsu
	Underwater Fishing - Woes of a Worm Day after day, the worm gets thrown in to the pool... doesn't anyone ask the worm first? by auscabrin
	Why the Smugglers are REALLY in Trouble Oh dear. Art by linnipooh by danman111111
	Fountain Faerie Quest Guess what? I just got a fountain faerie quest! by zelda2222
	Only in Neopia... Aw, Sayanoko would never REALLY kidnap anyone... I think... Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	ER Dilemma: Surf A La Stink What in Neopia...??? Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	Such a Treasure! Yarr, matey! by darkadoom
	Don't Ask Woo Hoo, I adore War! by snowcat737373
	The Mind of Max I wouldn't exactly call it sweet... by 0omythical_dragono0
	Neoquest II "Growing Pains" Also by hoeiva by maivry
	Kulanah Sometimes the innocence of a child can be extremely funny. Kulanah is no exception. by goldnangl83
	Get Rich Quick - Plan #493 "Didn't you say that the last 492 times?" Also by frynr by goten__10
	Full View Please insert 100 neopoints to see the next three minutes of your future. by scar19
	Pink Toadstool Inc. Learn to come prepared. by toadprincess91
	3Dim-Wits - Coping With Loss Watch what you say around pirates. by blumaroocrazy21
	Operation Zafara "To Virtupets" by x_marks_the_spot
	Methods for Reaching Kreludor Moo doesn't realize how easy it is to reach Neopia's only moon. by jlnmellon_112
	Royal Dressing Takes Time I give my apology to all Royal Girl Zafaras... by aquana_moon
	Totally Electrified Shouldn't have touched. by rileyz_maple
	HyPer Lessons No wonder my soup tasted like Blooky... by luvz_insanity
	Jurples! I had a bad fur day! by valerie677
	Pterror Never trust the Wheel of Monotony. Or the Island Mystic for that matter. by spyonline5000
	Not Just Another Comic Doooom. by silverwolf_queen
	Funny Farm Why Grey pets shouldn't have Grey petpets. by saiyukiluva
	Hyperbole Blues In which Tsuki gets pwned... Also by loriika by spidersheep
	The Oddness of Neopet Owners Narf! by mysticdarkangel
	Usuki Crazy! Get ready to go Usuki crazy! by jessagirl1
	Bowl Of Candy - Vol. 1 Of all the places you chose to hide, you hid in THERE... by lunkuo

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Alternative Vacations

So you've worked all through the hot months, earning NP, saving the world from various members of the Gallery of Evil and working your way through tricky puzzles. No wonder you didn't have the opportunity to get away! Now that we're reaching the end of the months of sunshine, it's time to pack your bags and escape the brown-leaf blues, and NeoGuides Holidays are here...

Other Stories

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The Last Attempt
When they finally arrived at the beach, Maerzadi was immediately a little intimidated by the vast amount of water. He was really hesitant to just jump right in even if he was riding on Yasil's back. Yasil tried everything...

by aerissdb

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Your Dearest, Nibbles
Something caught Nibbles' eyes. She looked around her, and saw what it was. To this day, no one but Nibbles knew what made her run away, not even Tamara, but she ran...

by 101monica101

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Life of a Lutari: Common Questions Finally Answered
Most of you think we just popped up on a random day, taking the Neopian world by storm and surprise. But this simply isn't the case! We Lutaris have been around just as long as any other pet...

by hannahb23

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To Paint Or Not to Paint?
Why do most players paint their pets? How do they decide which paint brushes to buy? And how do they decide which pets will be painted? In a little experiment of my own, I asked players on the Help Boards...

by x__sayitaintso__x

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Xaraak: Part Three
She trailed off as she noticed the two boys coming towards them, bent slightly sideways as they were buffeted by the gale. "...and here comes the picnic brigade! Ye two look sorrier than a pair of baby Kacheeks wots lost their mommy. Git over 'ere!"

by oznozboopenheimer

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Two
"What!" Rain grabbed the paper and gawked at it in astonishment. "Terror Mountain overthrown!" she gasped in disbelief, and then read aloud in a trembling voice, "Armies of Dr. Sloth swarming over the mountain..."

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by rainbow_lover852

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