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Issue: 262 | 20th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Mootix Itch The Mootix just dropped on Eamann's Babaa! by autoc007
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 3 Tonight, I've made a special meal! by ghostkomorichu
	Meridellian Mischief "Mote Magic" by moon_wolf21
	Random Something Who do you think is the most evil being in Neopia? by silvermare200
	It's A Peasy Life Give your opponent a little seasonal cheer! by sweet_card
	Rejected Reality Um... run? by refira
	Demon 1 In the end they sold it. (-_-') by ookami_mangetsu
	Underwater Fishing - Woes of a Worm Day after day, the worm gets thrown in to the pool... doesn't anyone ask the worm first? by auscabrin
	Why the Smugglers are REALLY in Trouble Oh dear. Art by linnipooh by danman111111
	Fountain Faerie Quest Guess what? I just got a fountain faerie quest! by zelda2222
	Only in Neopia... Aw, Sayanoko would never REALLY kidnap anyone... I think... Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	ER Dilemma: Surf A La Stink What in Neopia...??? Art by fetedieu by seadra_princess
	Such a Treasure! Yarr, matey! by darkadoom
	Don't Ask Woo Hoo, I adore War! by snowcat737373
	The Mind of Max I wouldn't exactly call it sweet... by 0omythical_dragono0
	Neoquest II "Growing Pains" Also by hoeiva by maivry
	Kulanah Sometimes the innocence of a child can be extremely funny. Kulanah is no exception. by goldnangl83
	Get Rich Quick - Plan #493 "Didn't you say that the last 492 times?" Also by frynr by goten__10
	Full View Please insert 100 neopoints to see the next three minutes of your future. by scar19
	Pink Toadstool Inc. Learn to come prepared. by toadprincess91
	3Dim-Wits - Coping With Loss Watch what you say around pirates. by blumaroocrazy21
	Operation Zafara "To Virtupets" by x_marks_the_spot
	Methods for Reaching Kreludor Moo doesn't realize how easy it is to reach Neopia's only moon. by jlnmellon_112
	Royal Dressing Takes Time I give my apology to all Royal Girl Zafaras... by aquana_moon
	Totally Electrified Shouldn't have touched. by rileyz_maple
	HyPer Lessons No wonder my soup tasted like Blooky... by luvz_insanity
	Jurples! I had a bad fur day! by valerie677
	Pterror Never trust the Wheel of Monotony. Or the Island Mystic for that matter. by spyonline5000
	Not Just Another Comic Doooom. by silverwolf_queen
	Funny Farm Why Grey pets shouldn't have Grey petpets. by saiyukiluva
	Hyperbole Blues In which Tsuki gets pwned... Also by loriika by spidersheep
	The Oddness of Neopet Owners Narf! by mysticdarkangel
	Usuki Crazy! Get ready to go Usuki crazy! by jessagirl1
	Bowl Of Candy - Vol. 1 Of all the places you chose to hide, you hid in THERE... by lunkuo

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"The Perfect Recipe" by katiesheffield
We had compiled huge lists of salads, biscuits, cakes, meals, drinks and almost everything else edible; and had chosen the best recipes out of them. I had to admit, Miami was right. All the recipes we had so far were delicious, but we really should have one that stood out from the rest...

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The Perfect Recipe
"What we need," said Miami thoughtfully, "is a perfect recipe."

by katiesheffield

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A People Deceived
The little Techo had grown up in the postwar times, after their war with Skarl. Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass...

by lockshensa

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The Battledome Blues: Species Uncovered
I've written this guide to hopefully give you more insight on a species' advantage, especially in the 'dome. When used smartly, it can even mean the difference between a win or a lose, while at the same time giving you new strategy options.

by phanthasm

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Life of a Lutari: Common Questions Finally Answered
Most of you think we just popped up on a random day, taking the Neopian world by storm and surprise. But this simply isn't the case! We Lutaris have been around just as long as any other pet...

by hannahb23

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Pinky the Brave: Part Four
She gasped, grabbing her friend's paw and pulling her to her feet. "Look!" Cicadasan looked up. Her eyes widened, her knees buckled and she fell back down to the floor, bowled over....

by ikea_sale

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Xaraak: Part Three
She trailed off as she noticed the two boys coming towards them, bent slightly sideways as they were buffeted by the gale. "...and here comes the picnic brigade! Ye two look sorrier than a pair of baby Kacheeks wots lost their mommy. Git over 'ere!"

by oznozboopenheimer

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