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A male Pirate Xweetok dressed in a Dapper Xweetok Trousers, Dapper Xweetok Shirt and Waistcoat, Explorer Backpack, Dapper Xweetok Shoes and a Cool Xweetok Wig just walked past Kauvara’s Magic Shop with his Petpet, a Snowbunny when he noticed a sign posted on the door.

by bubbles150

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The Coconut: Introducing a New Mascot

Today we’re unveiling Neopia’s newest source of information: The Coconut. Chock-full of all the most widely asked questions and mostly factual stories, we’ll be the ones delivering the pinnacle of quality to your front door. Or back door. Or dimensional gateway. We’re not picky with our customers or delivery locations. We’ll deliver newspapers via flaming coconuts, so make sure to duck!

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Breaking news: Meepit Invasion Continues
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The Coconut: Introducing a New Mascot
GOOD NIGHT, mr. coconut

by parody_ham

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A Queen's Ascension - War:Part Twelve
“I have always dreamed of becoming your queen, ever since I was a little girl.”

by dudeiloled

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Isolde and the Faerie Statue:Part Three
Isolde was no stranger to falling. On Kreludor, there was a young Draik, a family friend who often visited her home. His name was Egrek.

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by tsiegred

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Gardening Basics
All you need to know about gardening this spring!

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Space Faerie's Gracious Gift
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