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Issue: 274 | 12th day of Sleeping, Y9 |
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 | Breaking a Way Out of Bruno’s BackwoodsBruno's Backwoods Breakaway proves to be an action-packed fun game that is sure to be a challenge to the average Neopian. However, do not fear, as today, I am going to share with you the tips to getting that *shiny* trophy...
by superpepe |  | The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato CounterNever focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.
by plecoguy1 |  | Making a Great GalleryThere are many different approaches to making a gallery and they will all be covered in this friendly guide to Making a Great Gallery!
by danman111111 |  | Neopets: Fact or FictionHere we will be discussing several topics, from muffins to socks and then back again.. This article was made to stop the silly myths going around Neopia.
by super_star342 |  | Being the Ultimate NeopianMaybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome.
Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities.
Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.
by summerlove77 |  | Bug Hors d'oeuvres!If we could only get over the 'yuck factor'! Once you master that, you can close your eyes and toss a few of these bugs into your mouth!
Also by 72novacane
by purplepassiony2k |  | The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies
This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).
Also by garu_and_pucca
by imperial_magna |  | When Gnomes Go Bad - A GuideWatch out! Flying cheese!
by roses_suga_and_stars |  | Yooyu Can Do It!Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.
by mazoku_kuiin |  | Weekly World ReviewIn an unprecedented move, the Air Faeries have threatened to go on strike unless agreements can be reached in next week's quest negotiations...
by jennuine_1 |  | 5 Ways to Start Out the New YearSo, now that it’s the New Year, what are you going to do? Some people just lounge around and think it’s just a “So what?” matter. It’s not. There’s more to the New Year than that, of course!
by amanderssie286 |
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Welcome to Year 9
When the New Year rolls around, a new you can as well. Think about the things you want to change about yourself, or any goals you want to accomplish. Do you want to take better care of your pets/petpets/petpetpets? Do you want to get that ultra-rare Strawberry Fields Forever Paint Brush? Then grab a notebook, write it down, and go for it! Of course, don't...
Other Stories
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Come Sundown I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...
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The Honorary Feepit Rufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...
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Another Hero's Journey: Part One Gritting his teeth, the white Blumaroo jumped off the chair he had been sitting on, and decided to pace about. More questions began to flood his head.
Should he have gone off to accompany Rohane?
by precious_katuch14 |
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A Very Feepit Christmas: Part Four Every time either one of them mentioned anything about getting rid of the "little pest," Cadmium's huge green eyes filled up with tears, and she would protest, pointing out that the Feepit always behaved around her...
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