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	TNT's Everlasting Pranks "WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight... by lavalampsnake99
	Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore A happy Chia is an undigested Chia! by carrotopian
	A Conundrumming Interview I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with... Also by xxxtattooxxx by lions_critters
	Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination? Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain... by temari_san_no_hoshi
	Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction? No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie? by qazx301
	The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered! When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers... by chlorinejunkie
	Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose? Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences... by kittygirl5170
	The Dirt on the Earth Faeries Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you. by pyrosquirrelx
	A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing... by brains03
	10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing Happy April Fool's Day! by donuts_254
	Faerie Wars: Tactics Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. by ladyariel32

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Former Chiavore Speaks

I am concerned about the plight of the Chia species - especially since an increasing number of exotic varieties have become available. Unlike me, most Lupes find all Chias to be tasty morsels - even the regular Chias. Therefore, being able to change them to an even more appetizing variety, like Chocolate or Custard, is quite the added concern. Therefore, just in case they all become extinct, I am going public. Yes, that is right! I love Chias and...

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Smelly Protests
"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"

by goosher

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A Negg Tale
"Yes, I read about that in the paper," said Lorissa quickly. "The Queen wants to remove one type of faerie quest from operation, and rumor has it that now all of the different elements are getting ready to have a big fight for their right to stay..."

by evilhamster13

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Lost With Isaerios: Part One
"Jeanie, I haven't even gotten over the last vacation you dragged me on, and now you want me to go on a tour to the highest elevations in Neopia? Are you kidding?"

by jeanaet

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Eleven
King Kelpbeard took in the tired and slightly mangled form of the island Gelert. "You will forever be venerated in Maraqua as a hero, as will your companions..."

by hotchick859

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An Explanation for the Unexplained: Plot Points
Ever wonder why it takes so long?

Also by riggs4ever

by thunderwolfcrys

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Idle Chatter
Please queue for Santa.

by party_hobbit

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