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	A Mynci's Guide to Beach Volleyball I suggest warming up for a few moments, since games can get pretty intense. The best matches always seem to start just at noon, when the sun is unbearably hot. by sweetie_me274
	Questiquette Simply select "Quests" from the Neoboard Index and help is just a click away. After all, the kind folks in here are willing to lend a hand! by mamasimios
	Berry Bash: A Step Back... and in the Right Direction Berry Bash, like older games on Neopets, has no end, but simply becomes harder and harder. by coolboy224
	Top Ten Brain Substitues for Vegetarian Zombies Remember kids, eat your veggies! by seahorsepond
	What Sort of Paintbrush Suits YOU? Take the following quiz to find out exactly what kind of paintbrush suits YOUR personality! by 1stlittlepig
	Making Neofriends - The Courteous Way In my opinion, to make a friend here, you need good manners and some courtesy. by bambipurr
	Sheryaya's Article: Committee and the Players I've come to Altador to find out about conditions for the upcoming tournament. by rypsy999
	The Truth Behind the Mysterious Spacecraft I refuse to accept the current idea that the spacecraft is simply for "observing Neopian weather." by 07017940
	Xweetok Care When picking your Xweetok, keep in mind that they have a lot of energy to burn. by mewmewchanbabbit
	Fostering Neopets This helping can be done in different ways. Some users just feed and play with the animals; others go as far as painting a pet. by i_wanna_be_thatgirl
	Beneath the Rocky Surface: The Interview with a Rock A pet rock + A translator = An interview. by yippo_yippee
	Serving Up the Berries- A Guide to Berry Bash Rufus the Kougra has a very important occupation. His job is to feed the many hungry customers... by jillian3_3

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"Why? 'Why?' he asks, the hardened criminal of the day! Yes, yes, I'm sure you have your speech planned out to the last innocent plea. 'Let me play the wrongly accused, let me pretend to not even know what crime I have committed,' you have said, as I am sure you have, to yourself. Well, let me assure you, this nonsense..."

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