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	A Beginner's (Satirical) Guide to Key Quest Beta This guide is satirical in nature and may not be the guide for you. The guide is based solely upon the recent experiences of the author of the guide and may or may not be of any actual use. by poissonneondn
	The Money Tree's Monitor: The Yellow Acara I didn't want to go to the Meridell Dump or anything, and Fyora said I could be the Money Tree Guardian. by aisha_gurl_forever
	Bogshot: The (Somewhat) Forgotten Swamp Bogshot IS a swamp, but it also has a village by the same name. It's a nice place, I swear! The locals are quite friendly. by jubub33
	A Guidingly Guiding Guide to Writing Guidable Guides I suggest you center your guide around things people would never in their right mind want to learn to do, thereby guaranteeing your topic will not have been covered before. Flawless logic, right? by too_kule
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	A Taste of Autumn Apples come in a variety of species, are easy to eat and serve on their own, and are the base for hundreds of amazing dishes that Neopians can, and should, enjoy. by giggilogalmewmew

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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest

When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...

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