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A Balanced Diet... in Pizza!

Pizza: (n.) the perfect food source!

Also by mythem

by babygirl122187

Evil, Yet Non-Dark Faeries

Some regular non-Dark Faeries can be as evil as -if not more than- Dark Faeries.

by mypetsandi
Tips of a Gamer - The Buzzer Game

There are certain tips and tricks that will make your life much easier when it comes to beating the Buzzer Game.

by 9r_waka_tip
Optimal Tyranu Evavu

The objective of Tyranu Evavu is to guess whether the next card in the pack of cards will be higher or lower.

by htamale
Playing Hungry Skeith with the Buzz

I've brought our Buzz friend with me because who better to give tips than someone who works in the game himself?

by terabithian
Unconverted Currency

Are UC pets more valuable than our pets right now?

by comet_blaze
A Pet for Every Board

Have you ever wondered, if each Neoboard were asked to pick a pet to represent itself, which pets they would pick?

by fireairshadow
Trouble At The National Neopian - Game Guide!

The aim of the game is simple – stop the robbers from stealing neopoints!

by babiekins
Top 10 Starry Items of Neopia

In order to celebrate the stupendous starry theme, this article will count down Neopia's top 10 starry themed items!

by flowergirlesl
The Skeith Pop Quiz!

In honor of Skeith Day, here is a quick quiz to test your knowledge on this amazing species!

by kspare2
Great Colors For Even the Widest Skeith

Great-looking colors for Skeith Day. ^.^

by movie138music
Getting Ready For The Championships: An Inside Scoop

Keep reading this article for a [top secret] interview with none other than, no, not Dr. Sloth, but Kevin the Korbat.

by sonny_iz_cute
Top Ten Faeries of Neopia

All across Neopia, daily arguments rage over who the most awesome faerie is in the land.

Also by gwendarwen

by neoplayinny

 
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Great Colors For Skeiths



Skeiths. The poor things are always looked down on with disdain at best and outright cruelty at most. They come from the same proud, fiery line as the (in my opinion) far overused Draiks, and are closely related to the cheerful middling Scorchios. Why are they so not loved? It's the chubs, obviously. People see the wide stomachs and immediately decide that Skeiths aren't worth their time. Folks, don't judge a Skeith by his middle. You'll be making a dire mistake.



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The Song of the Pound
For no reason specifically, the crying stopped. For one golden moment, no one screamed.

by dragonsdomainaa

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Another Ill-Fated Faerie Festival
"Canceling the Festival would just send the message that we are too scared to face evil, and then what would happen to our reputation?"

by mystie06

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The Mystery of the Brightvale Abduction: Part One
It was a cool morning in winter when I first entered this case. I was, on that morning, unemployed; and as is my usual custom at such times, I had stayed up late reading mystery fiction the night before...

by patt788

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Morphica Begins - Part Two
"Yes, sir, the hired villains did a good job luring them away. The Defenders never saw it coming."

by kristykimmy

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Comic Name 3
Does Illusen even own different outfits..?

by white_draigon

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The Youngest
A bacon omelette! My favourite!

by fariy287



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