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A Colourful Negg-splosion!

Whatever colour you are painted, chances are you enjoy a good Negg.

by schoolwars
Poetry Competition: What To and What Not To Do

Even if you don't care about trophies, there is reason to win this contest! What is this reason? The spectacular prizes!

by aquaticblumaroo
Food Shop Fun: Spooky Food

This time, I'm on my way to the Haunted Woods to try some eerie edibles.

by lord_of_fantasy
Do we Really Need Toothpaste?

Some species are easy; Lupes and Xweetoks have fur, Pteris have feathers, etc. But I, myself, am a Blumaroo. Do I have skin, like the kind seen on our owners? Do I have a fine layer of hair covering my body? Or is it fur?

by shoobydala
The Laziest Games in Neopia

Who wants to work hard to have fun?

by shusu_chan
Scarblade's Pearl Personality Test

"This is a test compiled by a crazy Neopian named Roseliea who went through the trouble of interviewing each of the neopets featured in this test."

by theloverpokemonqueen
Cater For Your Pet in the Month of Eating

Celebrating the Month of Eating is generally a cause for overindulgence, bulgy tummies and sugar overload. However studies show that letting your neopets take part in this yearly occurrence doesn't have to be a belly ache; choose the right foods and your pet could be on the way to setting up healthy habits for life!

by foxo11
Dressing for Neggs Hunt

Are you ready for this Festival of Neggs? If you're having troubles finding a proper outfit for your pet, read my notes!

by martia_elior
A Customizer's Guide to Spring

With spring in full bloom, it is important for customizers to know how to match this beautiful season with their pets' wardrobe.

by coco_bella
The Truth Behind the Real Negg Faerie

The Negg Faerie that looks all smiles may not be that kind after all. If you want to know why, just keep reading.

Also by strokemypet

by tracy_skyfire

 
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"Balthazar the Apprentice" by xenna_15
"Hello?" the young Lupe called out into the midst of the Haunted Woods. He shivered. Balthazar was alone. He had once liked the quiet, but this... it was too creepy. He forced himself to keep walking. It began to rain, causing him to stumble. He fell onto his face and lay there in the mud. Tears dripped down his face...




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Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter VI
I was sitting in my room writing a short story about nothing in particular when I realized that it had a been nearly three months since I had been forced into working for the Meepits.

by kristykimmy

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Maraquan Moments
It took nearly two weeks for her to be satisfied with any of the zaps.

by sugarsquare

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The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Seven
The great cliff towered above them, basking in the evening glow of the setting sun. Carved into it by the wind and sand was a story in a language that nobody could ever read.

by macana

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Stealing Stones: Part Seven
There! A streak of black and white against the blue sky. Whoever it was, they were already dropping back to street level.

Fredrick madly scrambled across the rooftops...

by herdygerdy


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Neo Items #3 - Economy Jelly Beans
Aw, beans...

by jemima_kitty24

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Appearances Can Be Deceiving!
Royal? ME?

by whitesnowickle



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