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Issue: 838 | 24th day of Hiding, Y20 |
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 | It’s Always Time for Tea!The Coffee Cave on Roo Island is the perfect place to catch up with an old friend over a hot drink. Contrary to what the shop’s name may suggest, as well as serving coffee, they have a wide selection of top-quality teas for you to sample, from calming drinks with healing properties that will soothe your soul, to the uplifting drinks that will fire you up and make you ready to face everything that life throws at you! Here I will list ten of the very best teas, sourced from all over Neopia, that you must try.
by kingfisherblue33 |  | The 11 Reasons Why Peophins are AWESOME Why Peophins are Neopia's best pet!
by stars4ever33 |  | NeoGlam - Neopian Fashion NewsEnough of Silver Antique Chiq + Silver Window with Twikling Lights + Transparent Aisha!!! Also by millyhz and itsbah.
by naama_mikeas |  | Top 5 Brightvale Attractions The 11th day of Hiding quickly approaches, better know as the day the glorious kingdom of Brightvale was first discovered.
by silver_mist_91 |  | A Guide to Hubrid’s Hero HeistHello fellow readers! The following article is both a short history lesson and a game guide, so listen carefully! Also by myncithemonkey
by steve_km |  | The many benefits of mutant petpetsMake a strong statement with a mutant petpet – perhaps your pet may *think* they look scary at first, but they are fiercely loyal and will be a trusty companion for many adventures.
by smilingpony |  | Keeping Cool in Neopia’s Hottest Late-Summer SpotsFor fun in the sun without getting too toasty.
by mimitchi880 |  | HOW TO: Host Your Own Chocolate PartyYou’ve spent months anxiously waiting at your mailbox for that gorgeous, 90% cacao invitation with white chocolate rosebud details and milk chocolate lettering. You’ve been rereading “Behind the Frosting: Tale of the Chocolate Xweetok” and “Chocolate Ogrin Cookbook” over and over to ensure that you will be an expert should you be lucky enough to receive an invite to the Event of the Year. You’ve even been saving up in the hopes that you’ll be able to afford the Chocolate Crown of the Faeries, which you know would impress not only your friends, but other Neopians with fine taste.
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"The Flood that Brought Trouble" by hannahcreep
Spike the blue Shoyru didn’t like going to Neoschool. In fact, he had tried almost every excuse in the book to get out of Neoschool but his owner, Hannah, was too smart for that. “Well, I guess if you have Ugga-Ugga, you can’t tell me whether or not you still want to be painted stealthy one day,” Hannah would say as Spike laid in bed.
“Of course I want to be stealthy!” Spike would proclaim before realizing he ruined his lie.
Spike wasn’t the smartest Neopet in the land but he also wasn’t the dumbest. One day, he asked his brother, Konjik the baby Kiko the following question: “How do you get out of Neoschool?”
“I’m a baby that studies magic. I think that warrants me being able to get out of simple learning. Plus, I’m, like, really smart dude.”
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 Florg: the Lonely Mutant Chia
Everyone has seen that big and scary mutant chia, known as Florg, at some point. He is famous for his insatiable appetite for delicious petpets, and for occasionally bouncing grundos off the Virtupets space station's walls. But, was he always like this? Was he always as scary and mean as he is today? The answer is no.
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