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Issue: 331 | 22nd day of Awakening, Y10

Comics

	Switched, part 3 The two brothers set out to Meridell... by ssjelitegirl
	Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.5 Underwater Fishing, anyone? by lawrence_189
	Life of a Lupe Still fire! by littledragonkid
	Random Thought o.o! Have you ever had a totally random thought...? by metalbent
	Islandlubbers Neopets always fall for this trick. by cyaneus
	Symbol of Insanity New title, and a guest star! 8D by pikemaster1
	Eat the Madness Waffles. by umbreon54399
	Sundae Delights "Biscuit Brigade: Hagan's Last Stand" by silverybreeze
	The Plant Devil Exists! That can't be right. We are logical Neopians after all. by lady_kemii
	Symol Hole Mysteries What under earth could be down there? by taknsek
	Realisation Hurts The TRUTH is out there... or in here? I forget which one... by da_dude_with_shoez
	Baby Tales: The Beginning (Part 2) Disadvantage of being a baby... by jamloljam
	Computer Chaos Those darn noobs! by fries682
	Comic Relief - Emote Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through Neopia. by hoeiva
	Neopia Weekly Bathtime... by dragonmaster44_a88
	Talk About Random - "The Reunion: Part 2" Does that mean he bites? by buizelmaniac
	Bad Timing True Story :D by mysterydreamer216
	The Reason Why #2: Paintbrushes Have you ever wondered why a glowing paintbrush is glowing? by synchroneyez
	Random Random Events Something has happened! by kitsune_wolf_youkai
	No comments... Do you believe in FATE? by hidden_0_o
	Get Groomed He doesn't like it. by lime_in_da_coconut
	On The Job Blues When you thought everything was going so right, it suddenly went all wrong. by firecat5
	Rainbow Fountain Woes Why the Rainbow Fountain Faerie hates avatars... by yampuff
	Random Oddness Hot Dog Hero confusion... by mistyqee
	Canned Insanity Poor Sloth. :'( by pirate_11
	GUMMI Ta-daa! by silverskink
	Shoyru Seasons! Shoyrus adapt well to each season, don't they? by jalele
	Geraptiku Omelette NP PLZ! by seahorsepond
	Just Sit What are these "compliments" you speak of...? by katopia12
	Pint-Sized Plot, plot, plot, plot, plot... by lachtaube
	Sloth's Fanatic Muahaha. by chesspiece171312
	Lab Ray V-day I could get used to this... -bzzap!- by unaagi
	Sloth Exclusive! Winter Edition Curious as to what the notorious Dr. Sloth does on his days off? by lilazianii
	Sloth Behind the Scenes And you thought you were bored waiting for the next step. by tess_240
	Me'o- neo: A visit from Sloth DR.SLOTH IS BACK!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS by montoran

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"Trifling Wonders" by spotlightstarzafara
As night fell upon the seas, and as the gorgeous red sun sank into the sea, the trio slowly grew into their swaggering lethargy. When welcome sleep fell on the trio, they retired under deck and left Norley to his peace. Ah, at last. He was in the cramped and filthy kitchen, hardly more than a closet space, with its rotting dew-stained wood and the everlasting smell of burnt timber. He had just finished...

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Devious Denotations
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Saga of the Pink Uni
The truth was, Emma hated clothes. She'd rather go barefoot than wear a pair of high-heeled shoes...

by maltese51191

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The Bottom of the Mysteries Surrounding Odd-Job Bob
So many countless mysteries surrounded him. Why did he have such a liking for TNT's many plots? Why on earth did TNT give him these jobs?

by oldcorpsebreath

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Carving Meaty Marvels in Hot Dog Hero
The condiments – mustard, mayo and ketchup – are used to construct pathways (using the mouse) for your vulnerable meaty friends.

by jugular_freeman

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Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Two
Each door led off to a different division, its name engraved on a burnished plaque above it. They passed Major Crimes and Natural Disasters first, followed by Anti-Megalomania, Encryptions, Plots...

by tambourine_chimp

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The Return of Dr. Sloth: Behind the Scenes - Part Two
She had finally gotten it just right, and was about to click 'send', when the emergency lights started flashing...

by silent_snow

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