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Issue: 373 | 31st day of Celebrating, Y10

Comics

	The Horrors of Neoquest, part seven End of the journey. by kalvaja
	Why can't I... #2 I can't, because... by sue_sa
	NeoQuest II: Conditioned Reflexes One day, in the Ice Caves... by dyd_666_81
	Feeding a Poogle Before the Race... The race is about to begin! Art by ebily by achdut
	Cloud Gazers Aren't clouds supposed to move? by wirlhwind
	New Chia Released? There are fruit Chias, veggie Chias, and... what!? Also by xsquishix by michelle186464
	Chapter Chii - Random Event! Hello? by chiitah
	Fuzzeh Logic Try is about all you can do. by jackjack1234
	New Home, part 4 Why am I always broke? by ssjelitegirl
	Chokato: Shenkuu Warrior Will the warrior princess be the first Neopet to reach the top of the huge mountain? by p0king
	Revenge is sweet Poor Albert ! :) by dingodilee
	Perpetual Plushiness Mmm, warm and fuzzy. Script by rest_in_boredom by larkspurlane
	Doglefox Duets: Horrible Day It WAS a peaceful day in Faerieland... by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	The Preposterous Professor - Episode 2 Homework check! by _dead_meat_x_
	Lacking In Sanity- Racking Leaves ^_^' by gallaxyvixen
	CAPSLOCK Seems like Jazz had too much fun dressing up her pets at the NC mall. OwO; by xyaxis
	Made of Nitrogen: Neverending Shampoo? Wow, it's stayed full for 3 years now! :D by squeeful745
	Freedom to the Funny Pages #5 Why would you do that?! by nickulla
	Fruit Machine Folly Let's just rig the game a little... by hikabunni
	Vasilies Something has happened! by amatoflori
	Heavy Mental Change is good. Necessary, even. by 4zure
	Splash! Today is a rather good day! Idea by tesstess94 by cevierakasky
	Doodle~Splash! CodestoneCuddle They don't call him Snuggle for nothing. ;) by zynbells
	Candy...? Who needs candy when you have kads? by kr_ena1337
	Hungry Skeith? Who said eating treats all day isn't tiring? by traicionada
	Money Tree Ponders by crystalcat10488
	Kadventures Have you seen a Kadoatie training? Antorcha has... by blaumann
	Stix and Snowflakes Ice, poison, and spice make for a fun day. by hoeiva
	Feepit Frenzy #15: Season Special YOINK! by fariy287
	The Hero Society- #15 ...In which few wish to cooperate. by bearcatt
	T4U: Christmas Crackers - Part 4 Well and truely Christmas Crackers! by sheep_416
	Buried Yay snow! by bakehebi
	Splatterpainted #1 I guess I did get a little carried away in the holiday spirit... by _moonsfire_
	Festive Tiny but tough! (Final) Dawww... isn't that cute? Happy Christmas! by crazy_kathy
	Knock knock... Even the undead can be festive. by socks198915

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"Letters and Litter" by neocoladdict
Martha works in Letters. To be more specific, she works in Suggestions. Take a left turn at the red sign, and that cramped, stuffy, overflowing-with-paper cubicle is hers. Every day, Martha opens thousands of letters from Neopians...

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Iveh's Morphing Potion
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Winter Tea
Elizabeth's scowl deepened. She hated the month of Celebrating.

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Royalboys Aren't Pampered Princesses, You Know
I, a Royal Peophin, am here today to tell you all about what I have gone through as a prince, what I have had to face.

by koichiitachi

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Hello! My name is...: A Guide to Making Neofriends
Just as important as where TO make neofriends is where NOT to make neofriends.

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Fyora and Celandra: From Servanthood to Friendship - Part Five
An idea suddenly struck Celandra. "What if I took one of these items without paying? Fyora will have to reprimand me for that!" thought Celandra.

by black_skull725

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Xavier's Quest: Part Four
He glanced up toward the cavern's ceiling, trying to gauge what time it was. Not that knowing will do me any good, he thought. I don't know when the Snowager sleeps.

by phadalusfish

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