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Issue: 286 | 6th day of Eating, Y9 |
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![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/zafara_halloween_baby.gif) | A Tiny AdventureHaving nothing to lose, I started drinking a vial full of this mixture. After drinking about half of it, I felt somehow queasy...
by pokemon_lunatic | ![](//images.neopets.com/pp/aisha.gif) | The Joys of MaraquaSuddenly, a wave of sadness washed over her. It had always been her dream to swim proficiently, but she had soon faced the hard facts: Aishas couldn't swim...
by your_poogle_pal | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/286_kougra_sand.gif) | Sand BallsI retracted my cool Kougra claws, double checked my lightning-streaked fur for sand, and strolled along the beach, while my owner was off searching the Deserted Tomb. Then, as I saw some sand balls, I got the perfect idea: Sand balls! How am I this creative?
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by goosher | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/286_jubjub_cupcake.gif) | A Sprinkling of TroubleAlso known as "Operation SOCKS"
by bird_brain312 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/286_zafara_attic.gif) | Inside the CrateLyssa snapped her fingers. "Of course!" She frowned. "But do we have enough Neopoints?"
by jayandcourtneyk | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/286_blumaroo_jelly.gif) | The Jelly Ones"Are you going to stop any time soon or am I going to have to pounce on you?" asked Teresa...
by kotahkue | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_329.gif) | Fun at the Fairground"Why would we go to Roo Island? Did you think we were visiting the merry go round there? No, we're going to a real circus, the Deserted Fairground!"
by mystery_island111223 | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/mynci_yellow_baby.gif) | Boring Old YellowA basic colour – how she hated it! She had been the same colour at birth and never changed. Boring old yellow.
by rubizad | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/149_lab_ray.gif) | Experimenting with IdentityFrom time to time a subdued cackle was heard, accompanied by hums and whirrs. This was where identities were forged, worn, and discarded...
by yoyote | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/286_gnomes.gif) | Easter in the Gnome Underground"I was going to send you on a pointless gnome quest and erase your memories after you're back on the surface with the book, but I have a much better plan..."
by myfallenrevival4 | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/uni_day_2006.gif) | The ProjectShe knew it was wrong of her, but she couldn't stop herself from staring at every Green Uni that passed...
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Headlines "Legacy of a Nose" by hstulberg I fought the urge to sneeze, but my body got the better of me. "ACHOO!" I sneezed, a wild storm of snot. SPLAT! I looked up, and realized that the ray wouldn't be working for long time, due to its new coating of snot. The lab ray scientist threw a box of tissues at my head, glared at me, and pointed to the door...
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Revenge and Resistance: Part One Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...
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