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![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/336_cassile_riverrush.gif) | Boarding with LegendsThe great booming of a waterfall crashed its way above the sound of rushing wind. Burn crouched down in anticipation for the jump, his eyes squinting with concentration...
by dragon_spirit890 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/336_shoyru_tunnel.gif) | Omelette Demander"NO! You cannot take more than one slice per day!"
by kotaeia | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/wheel_monotony_2004.gif) | Don't Worry, The Gravity Works Just FineMy owner? Well, she was standing not two feet from me, also staring at the wheel, never blinking. 'I wonder if she's hypnotized by it,' I thought to myself...
by pinata_novia | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/roo_island_2004.gif) | Eating Fool's Day Game Night"I've been thinking about your request for a game night, Pete. It's an excellent idea..."
by shamboo5 | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/sad/poogle_strawberry_baby.gif) | The Joys of TeachingShe was wrong every time. It was proof that Emilia was a very memorable, remarkable teacher...
by precious_katuch14 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/336_pteri_neoschool.gif ) | The Joy of WritingMrs. Owen looked at her students filing in her classroom and sliding into their seats. Some were carrying just a notebook and pencil...
by jdb1984 | ![](//images.neopets.com/neos/mr_leer.gif) | New StudentsDavan the blue Gelert walked into the newly opened neoschool and sighed. She took in a deep breath, basking in the scent of recently painted walls...
by puppy200010 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/336_dr_death.gif) | Have HopeHe couldn't wait to work at the Pound! He was living his absolute dream job: he could nurse the ill, feed the hungry, give shelter to the lost; he had always loved helping others, and now he could get paid for it!
by grapesourhorse | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/322_jhudora.gif) | Adventures of the April Fool's FaerieJhudora, Faerie of the Dark and Unpleasant, trembling before a little spyder? It would be like Sloth and that pink underwear fiasco...
by goosher | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/neoschoolsignup2003.gif) | Who I Am, Who I Will BeI like being Lexi the kid, at least when I'm not in Neoschool, but I don't think you're allowed to be a kid when you grow up...
by sarahleeadvent | ![](//images.neopets.com/neos/mrs_owen.gif) | Mrs. Owen's First DayShe had been looking forward to this job her whole life. Many years ago, when Neoschool was first announced, she had been chosen to be the grammar and language teacher...
by mookie99 | ![](//images.neopets.com/neos/miss_matthews.gif) | Spelling ClassFurthest. What rhymed with furthest? Rose scribbled some possible words in the margin of her notebook. This was how she passed much of her time at school...
by nut862 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/316_aisha_red.gif) | A Way for the WillingShe had already solved the first problem in her mind, but she hesitated before she put it down on the paper. What if... what if she got a C too? Would that solve things?
by rainbow_mist_wave | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/79_aisha_dream.gif) | The Darkest Side of NeoschoolOne of the pets, a rainbow Gelert, whipped her head around and glared at the Aisha as if she was a mutant. "What do you want, bookworm?" she snapped...
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That's right. You know they exist! You've seen Sarah, that stuck-up Zafara who runs the Help Desk, right? And what about AAA, that Blumaroo who brags to the point of physical pain? Let's not forget Lisha, that brainy little kid who tries to hog Jeran all to herself, to the wrath of many a fangirl. So, I'm sure you're now asking yourself, 'how will I ever keep myself from seeming to be a know-it-all?' A very good question indeed! However, not all of you readers out there need to worry about being seen as a know-it-all in Neoschool...
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