Short Stories

	Amy's Big Pyjama Problem "These are so comfy, I'll forget I'm wearing them!" Amy joked. by 12345marissa
	Paint On the Walls "While you were sleeping until noon, we were out on a picnic. And somehow our sandwiches were switched around." by silver_mirage
	My Dream Vacation "I know," I sighed, "but I really, really, really want to go." by nonexist
	The Misadventures of the Sky Pirate It was a peaceful morning in Faerieland; the sun was slowly rising over a deserted corner of the city in the clouds, and the streets were empty save for a certain Tonu... by dreamgate
	The Perfect Negg After chucking their slushies in a nearby bin, Aimee and Crystal arrived at the Neggery. They smiled and said hello to the Negg Faerie... by userplay6088
	Chezzanne Goes To Tyrannia Chezzanne grinned. "That would be uber-great!" she said, using her favorite adjective, which she had made up herself. by pixie_29
	Shaye "Mr. Shaye, team Darigan is in eighth. You were the favorite to take it all. Now this?" by dianacat777
	Friendship in an Igloo Mika had totally forgotten. How could she forget Half Price Day? She was always all over the place too! "Oh yeah!" Mika cried. "It's Half Price Day!" by rocknrollpup95
	A Shocking Surprise "So are you sure you want to do this?" Shelby asked Hermione seriously. by princesshjb
	Accepting Zeke "The longest known case of a Xweetok egg remaining un-hatched is one week." by corygirl200
	A Moving Experience There was nothing left. All the furniture had been taken and the rugs removed from the floor. Even the pictures had been taken off the walls... by dipper70
	BeautyRagdoll's Dilemma: The Decision Which is worse? The curse or the cure? by patjade

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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest

When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...

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A Guidingly Guiding Guide to Writing Guidable Guides
I suggest you center your guide around things people would never in their right mind want to learn to do, thereby guaranteeing your topic will not have been covered before. Flawless logic, right?

by too_kule

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What Not to Believe When Reading About the Pound
I'm here today to open your eyes to the fiction in most stories about the pound. Today, you'll see just how it really is in the pound, directly from someone who's been in the place!

by honshusan

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Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Three
Puzzled, Valeane cautiously opened the door and stuck her head in. Shouts and angry voices reached her ears and her eyes widened slightly at what she saw.

by kit_3_3_3

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A House, A Home: Part Four
That was when a large door opened across the room, revealing Commander Garoo. And yes, he had giant robots.

by saphira_27

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The Hero Society - #5
...In which our heroes bravely run away.

by bearcatt

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Kadventures
Hunger blinds you! Umm, wasn't it love?

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by blaumann

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