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Fall Favourites from the Coffee Cave

It's almost autumn, which means it's time to bring a book to your favourite cosy corner of the Coffee Cave, wear your warmest sweater, and enjoy a fall-themed drink.

by drziggs
Typing Terror Avatar -- Obtainable Guide

Growing your avatar collections can be hard when you're down to mainly games and stamps. Playing a game over and over and over again can be so frustrating--but it can also be so worth it when you finally get that Avatar.

by erikareneelove
Top 10 Mutant Neopet Colours

If there's one thing we all love, it's new colours. But one colour a lot of Neopians never think about is Mutant. It's not hard to see why; Mutants were created by Dr. Sloth, and no one wants to be associated with him.

by supert_2
Top 10 Neopian Pranksters

The first day of Collecting has come and gone, which not only signifies that we are making alarmingly fast progress through the year, but also that we are already halfway to the next April Fool’s Day.

by dennykins
Jhudora's Public Service Announcement

Why YOU (Yes, YOU) Should Join MY Team for This Year's Faerie Festival***Cue ominous music...

by notooryous
 
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Top 10 Mutant Neopet Colours



If there's one thing we all love, it's new colours. But one colour a lot of Neopians never think about is Mutant. It's not hard to see why; Mutants were created by Dr. Sloth, and no one wants to be associated with him. That, and almost nobody makes clothes for Mutants! But somehow, transmogrification potions are still a hot commodity, costing upwards of 900,000 NP! So if you plan on buying one, you'd better make sure you're getting the species potion that's right for you. And that's where I come in! See, Mutant is a colour I find incredibly interesting, so I figured, "why not rank what species look best mutated?" So here you go, my list of the Top 10 Mutant Neopian Species! 10. Flotsam The Mutant Flotsam is not a complicated beast, just two extra pairs of eyes and some extra dorsal fins, but that's where the beauty of it is. Some might be put off by their strangely-shaped mouths or green drool, but come on, these are Mutants! If there's nothing particularly off-putting about them, they might as well just be painted. Besides, those extra dorsal fins add a certain coolness to the typically-cute species...and speaking of cute, don't you dare try to tell me those six eyes aren't the most adorable things you've ever seen! 9. Vandagyre Halving the number of eyes, we have the Mutant Vandagyre! The most appealing features of the Vandagyre -- their big eyes, small beak, philanges, and tail feathers -- have been distorted in the best ways possible.



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Reia's Quest
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Autumn Adventures
Eleanor the Elephante waved her arms dramatically, waiting for her friend to spot her in the distance. Clover’s face broke into a smile as she spotted Eleanor standing outside of the Plushie Shop.

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The Secret to Apple Bobbing
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Lutari and Landlubbers
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