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	Fruit Chia Surprise This didn't go according to plan... Collab with silly_mistake by emaciate
	Gourmet Prank A dish so fancy... it barely exists! by alexatina
	Grarrl Offline A Purple Grarrl falls asleep when their Pooogle page doesn't load. They dream that they are the offline dino game. by artofgabi
	A Magic Distraction Better luck next time... Collab with bankmax by qlobal
	Small Yet Mighty Looks can be deceiving... Collab with 5tar by chewed
	Master of Disguise? Nice try... Collab with _kougra_rules_ by keruza
	A Sudden Chill It takes patience to be a green thumb... by youaresojelly
	A New Neopet?! Varwolf spotted...? Collab with batya_rose & xomeepit by flames_unleashed
	Blossoms~ Usurpers Get ready! by twillieblossom
	The Lupees This coffee tastes...fuzzy?! by the_lupees
	Don't be a fool..! Knock knock! Collab with Gurase & Rouddae by devotedly
	Planned Obsolescence Well that's ought to sting... by kittyko92

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"A Wizard's Woes" by dafsy_
It had been a while. Leudes didn't want to admit that out loud, knowing it would destroy the confidence of his audience, but he had to admit it to himself. It had been a while since he had performed magic. He had never been fully comfortable with it and his teachers at the academy had definitely noticed that. His report cards had always come back with average grades; there wasn't anything specific they could deduct points for, but there wasn't anything that made them wow and want to give them extra credits. He was annoyingly, frustratingly, decidedly average at magic. Sure, he could see octarine as all other wizards could, but he didn't have that je-ne-sais-quoi, that indescribable *air* of being a wizard. He flicked his wand with efficiency, not with a flourish. And magic was *all* about the flourish. While many of his classmates at the academy stayed for further study, he left as soon as possible and chose to build a career. It was hard finding a job in wizardry, and he soon found himself going further...

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A Wizard's Woes
It had been a while. Leudes didn't want to admit that out loud, knowing it would destroy the confidence of his audience, but he had to admit it to himself.

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