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Atilan

The village was gone. Well, not gone, but smashed into splinters on the ground wasn’t much better. It made grim sense. It wasn’t built to deal with the wind. Nothing was built to deal with this wind.

by quanticdreams
Magnum Imperium: The Candidate

Xantan groaned as his body shivered. Not again. He coughed harshly and braced himself on his forearms. A second cough caused him to collapse on his desk.

by terpsichorean_writer
Wish-Granting

A half-remembered voice shattered Skyleur's dreamscape. "Enough of that! Wake up!"

by phadalusfish
The Adventures of Goryx and Xyrog

Goryx pushes back from the porthole in horror, shouting desperately at the transponder screen. "I don't know what you want, but I'm not here to betray you, I don't even know who you are or what you are. I'm just here to fix the satellite!"

by x__synnamon__x
Castle Planner's Journal: 1000 Years

Lisha yawned, and climbed out of bed. It had been a long night of trying to sleep. Too many possibilities were buzzing around her head, and it kept her from relaxing enough to sleep.

by ferretboy85
The Dream Quest

Solanza couldn’t keep her jaw from dropping as she stared at the white Lupe, the protagonist of her NeoQuest game, and the Neopian who had saved her life. “You’re Xantan?” she asked incredulously.

by ellienib
 
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Beginner's Guide to L54 Battling, Part 1: Introduction



The recent Void incidents in Brightvale and Neopia Central have brought renewed attention to the Battledome. Repeatedly crushing Voidlings may be fun for a while, but perhaps you are beginning to think, "I wonder if I could do this…with other Neopets?!" Well, have I got great news for you! Put down your Wand of the Dark Faerie for a second, and join me on a journey of discovery through L54. What is L54? L54, short for League 54, is a form of two-player Battledome competition in which a series of player-imposed rules have been made to make matches fun and competitive. All Neopets have the same stats (hit points, strength, and defence) and all select from the same pool of weapons. Woah, woah…put that Wand of the Dark Faerie back down. Do you think raw power is the most fun? Not always. All competitive games have rules. It would be crazy if Yooyuball players could grow to gargantuan sizes, or freeze their opponents so they could not move, right? In the same way, having some boundaries and limitations in the Battledome allows for freedom for more competition. Otherwise, combatants would simply gravitate to the strongest weapons and not explore the plethora of strategies available. Players can use these rules to play many ways. They can have a friendly match here or there with friends, or make new friends by challenging new opponents. There are player-organised tournaments where individuals compete to win the most battles and come out victorious, usually organised between veteran and newbie leagues. Recently, there was a Guild War, something which has not happened for years, in which two Neopets guilds, organising on the Battledome Chat Neoboard, competed against one another using these rules. Each guild vied for victory and bragging rights by accruing...



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