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Defenders & Artefacts: Broken Rules

235 Traicion Road, Haunted Woods. That was the address provided to them during the briefing, two days earlier.

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"A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery" by _brainchild_
It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance. Being one of those Neopets who enjoyed practical jokes, she had set her alarm for early in the morning to pull off the trick before her sister awakened. Snickering to herself, she crept into the bathroom with a jar of purple hair dye in hand. She opened the door and found her sister Influir’s shampoo. It was made especially for blondes, and had a violet hue. Smirking, Tivlia mixed the hair dye into the Pastel Gelert’s shampoo, unbeknownst to her sister. A few hours later, Tivlia was eating breakfast when her sister came down the stairs in her pajamas. “I’m going to take a shower,” she announced, prompting laughter that Tivlia had to stifle. Fortunately for Tiv, Influir didn’t notice. A few minutes later, Tivlia was munching on sugary cereal when she heard a horrified gasp from the bathroom. “WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” wailed Influir. “Who did this?! Why would anyone do this?!”




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