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How to Pick the Right Instruments for Others

I really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall list twelve random instruments that first come to mind.

by pirate_ahoy
Pizza!

At Pizzaroo you can buy uniquely flavored pizzas! All pizzas come straight from the oven and you rarely every have to wait for yours to be made!

by doggieloover23
Matchmaker - Finding the Perfect Petpet

We all wonder how cute a petpet is, what avatar it will get us, and how admired we'll be when we have it. But let's face it, what is the real reason of buying a petpet? Think a moment. Oh yes, to give to our Neopets!

by forgottencreation
National Neopia - A Traveler's Guide to Hotels

Here, in our first issue, we shall cover a topic important to most travelers and vacationers: Hotels.

by kawaktongbee
The Top 20 Faerie Foods of Neopia!

This is a hopefully helpful review of some of the best, cutest, tastiest, and most mysterious Faerie Foods in Neopia!

by matthewm344
Veggie Livin'

Neopets all over are adopting a vegetarian lifestyle. Despite what some nay-sayers may think, like those Chia loving Lupes, a meatless diet is interesting and tasty...

by pixie_dust_318
A Beginner's Guide to Sophie's Stew

I play this game almost every day. I know a lot of things about it. So if you just started to play, here are some TIPS!!

by thepetlover48
The Exquisite Winged Scholar

A personal study of the enigmatic library faerie...

by nurtureearth
Dinner Party Treats 101

What to serve, you may ask? You want to go for the most flavorsome, elegant, exquisite, delectable, festive foods that your guests will love.

by star_lilly_784
 
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Fantastic Faerie Food



Sure, the Haunted Woods might have Blumaroo Steaks and Almost Gummy Rats, Terror Mountain might have food made of snow, and Tyrannia has Omelettes and Meat-a-la-Twigs, but Faerie food is different. The great appearance, flavor, texture, and liveliness of the food is what makes it so wonderful! Since I eat Faerie food almost every day, I am going to tell you about my day, along with the Faerie food scattered throughout it!



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Gilly and the Mystery of Proof
"Yeah right!" said a blue Usul named Amy. "As if you would get into an adventure like that!"

by capricornhunter

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Journey Under the Bed
Elinor was bored. Elinor hated being bored. When she was bored she felt dizzy and got a pain in her neck. Dizziness and neck-pains are best avoided, so the spotted Xweetok was eager to find something to do...

by aigroegdede

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Three
The Meridell and Brightvale castles were, well, castles, perhaps with walls and guards and gates but still like tents compared to that stronghold. This one was built for protection...

by ssjelitegirl

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Everyone Has a Name: Part Four
Naturally, the bushes guarding the path's mouth were tall and spiky. The only way to pass them was to go through them. Demon, being the owner, took the honor of going first. "Ouch, ouch, ouch!" she yelped. Creeping through didn't help her avoid the prickly leaves. It just made things worse...

by dark_goddess_rising

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Kougra Tails: Trees Company
Is that all you brought to fight?

by fatal_mantis

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Random Something
Plots are fun, but not when things eat you.

Idea by maple4ever

by silvermare200




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