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	67 Ways to Know You're a Loyal User You have been with Neopets through the ups and downs, the rights and lefts, the forwards and backwards, the slants and diagonals, and possibly even a bit of 4-dimensional time travel. by umbreon54399
	The Voice of the Players; A Force for Change It's time to stand back and take a look at the people behind the most remarkable player-produced content on Neopets. by tashni
	Happy Issue 518! The Neopian Times is lying to you. by dan4884
	A Tale of Two Lennies & A Failed Mascot Usurpation We figure that a huge part of what makes a mascot successful is how likeable it is. And we assert that we are extremely likeable. Also by larkspurlane by _razcalz_
	How to Navigate the Harsh Seas of Dubloon Disaster If you follow my steps, you will be able to claim that dashing scallywag of an avatar for your very own! by xxkatiexx_07
	45 Things You Should Do in Your Neopian Lifetime I would have done 450, but let's face it; by the time I had finished listing them all, the 450th issue would have probably have been long gone. by wildwindtornado
	To Honor Tradition Read now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front... by chaotizitaet
	Top 10 Events In Neopia Since Last 50th Issue Here are the top 10 most awesome events that occurred since then... by jackie_3_3_3
	What to do in the Month of Swimming So, it's July again- the month of hot sun, long nights and... swimming in Neopia? Yes, July is the Month of Swimming, so you need to start getting ready! by tiptoeboo
	Altador Cup Five Interview Your fearless reporters, griffingirl and Nazzie, managed to sneak into the VIP section of the Altador Colosseum and interview some yooyuball players in between matches. by laylah_9__30
	Neopian Financial Literacy Back in the early years of Neopets, your measly half million could get you a full lab map and a faerie paintbrush or two. by laurvail
	An Interview With the DORKS of Kreludor I luckily received a chance to interview all five of the members of Team Kreludor. Let's start with Captain and Left Defender, Derlyn Fonnet. by masonsbackyay
	450 (Or Slightly Fewer) Ways to Celebrate the Times The first place to look would be Little Nippers... by amitybelle

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To Honor Tradition

So to honor this paper and this issue, read now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front: Power is the key to everything. This is a fact every world-domination-striving villain in Neopia is sure to know, first and foremost Dr. Sloth. But it is not the political power I am going to talk about today, though of course Dr. Sloth aims for that as well. It is rather electrical power on which I want to focus...

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