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My Puny Arms Can't Even Hold an Attack Pea!

My Beginners Guide to Training on a Budget!

by kittykatbt
A Royal Interview

Today we have a rare chance to meet with not one, not two, but three leaders of Neopia! King Hagan, Lord Darigan, and King Skarl!

by kaioti
The 10 Most Challenging Neopets

Have you ever wondered what type of pets might be the most challenging in Neopia to own? Whether you are new and looking to conquer the challenge of challenges or an old hand at Neopets who wants to tackle the unique troubles of living with a truly difficult Neopet, this list is sure to provide you some excellent ideas of pets which fit the bill

by eleventh_muse
Month of Celebrating Winter Clothing Guide

Price guide to help you pick the best winter clothing for your neopet!

by gumgum101230
Altador Constellations: The Hidden Power

Chaos rampaged Neopia during the last few days, as a plethora of Neopian citizens claimed that Altadorian constellations hide a deeper, hidden power.

Also by got_milk_adoptions

by water_park1993

The Definitive Guide To Hissi

A comprehensive guide to Neopia's favorite serpentine creatures.

by alli_draggy
If I Won...

What would you do if you happened to be browsing around Neopia, only to realize you had actually won the Neopian lottery? Scream and shout? Jump up and down, much to the delight of your pets and neighbors? Dash off to the National Neopian Bank and quickly deposit it all?

by the_ezzy
Attack of the Marblemen: a Trophy Guide

The purpose of this guide is to give you the strategy and information to get a trophy, specifically a gold trophy, as easily and quickly as possible. This isn't a walkthrough; there's 70 different level designs and that would be way too much. Instead of focusing on individual levels, I'm going to lay out what I did to set myself up to play for the trophy.

by sargelw
 
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What would you do if you happened to be browsing around Neopia, only to realize you had actually won the Neopian lottery? Scream and shout? Jump up and down, much to the delight of your pets and neighbors? Dash off to the National Neopian Bank and quickly deposit it all?



Other Stories


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Moving On
My name is Darius Blake, I am a shadow Draik and I think social services are stupid.

by __ayahrox__

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Christmas Miracles
A story about a Draik who couldn't fly, but who had always dreamed for the day she could finally taste the skies.

by butteredwings

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Dreaming of Adventure: Part Two
“Excuse me but are you alright?” Ramona was stopped in her tracks looking at a Yurble and jelly Shoyru standing before her. It was the Yurble that had addressed her but they both looked concerned. Seeing them, Ramona could not hold back her pent-up emotions any longer. She told them the entire story.

by 77thbigby

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The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part Ten
The wall ahead of her rippled. Colly watched with horror as the mud melted and sloughed off the wall the make way for Sarabet, who didn’t even wait for the doorway to be solidified again to welcome herself inside. Mud plopped onto her head and ran down her body, but she treated it with indifference.

by hybatsu

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A Very Merry Telethon: Part Four
And you wonder why you're always on the naughty list...

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard


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MEDIOCRE
You're gone for two years and the entire world flips on its head! What's next--Faerieland crashing or something?

by totally_petpets_4



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