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The Mountain Climbers - An Interview with Prytariel

An exclusive interview with Prytariel, the captain of the Terror Mountain Yooyuball team, just after she finished her daily practice sessions.

by skatabo
Get Avatar-Ready for Summer

Time to brush the dust off some beautiful, old avatars that have been collecting dust in the shadows for the past 9 months and re-visiting some of our old favourites to show your Neofriends that this is your year, and you are ready to own this summer...

by horp
An Updated Guide To Creative Spotlights, Y22 Edition

There have been many guides written about the Neopian Creative Spotlights, but none have been written in Y22!

by superkathiee
Top Two Hissi Colours

Have a happy Hissi Day!

by squin
 
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"You Are What You Eat" by smart100000
“Two Milk Chocolate Lupes and a Strawberry Fondant Surprise, please,” said Conrad, putting the merchandise on the counter of the shop. The old Kiko running the Chocolate Factory smiled warmly at the young Lupe as he put the candy in a bag. “Coming right up! That’ll be 3,783 Neopoints.” Conrad put the money on the counter and reached out to take the bag. “Hey, Mr. Shopkeeper, there’s an Organic Broccoli in here! I didn’t buy that!” He looked at the shopkeeper in confusion. “It’s on the house,” the shopkeeper chuckled. “I can’t have my best customer getting sick from eating nothing but candy, can I? If you eat too much candy, it’ll give you nightmares. Eat your vegetables. They’re good for you.” “Yuck!” Conrad exclaimed. “I hate Health Food! I don’t want this.” The old Kiko sighed. “I’ll tell you what, kiddo...




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Rise from the Fall
Dedicated to my selfless friend, the Pink Lily in the story, who always goes out of their way to help their friends!

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You Are What You Eat
You know what they say...

by smart100000

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Lupe Pack Detectives - The Fake Detective
Blizzard the Lupe detective stumbles upon an arson case, but suspects there is more than meets the eye about this case...

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The Royal Axis: Pushing Back The Dark
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NQII Many Puns
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Maam & Mussshhhy
I want to be a hero!

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