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Issue: 348 | 20th day of Relaxing, Y10

Comics

	You're Fired! ...meanwhile at the Employment Agency... Concept by parpsie92 by taz_241590
	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 4 whoosh by lawrence_189
	Restocking Madness #4 The true restocking begins! Also by feverlama by hypno_the_cat
	Lesson 1: Hair Care Like EVERY Usuki Usul knows how to cut hair... right...? by mint_nutrition
	Drawing a blank How Neopets Get Light by lunasword
	Freebies: Giant Omelette Think of the Poor Tyrannians. by candyluvr8
	Whatever Happened to the Lamameeah? and the winner is... by m3rcuri
	Doodle~Splash! Infested! Hi there, worm! by zynbells
	Brynnfyre Have you ever wondered how Wearables are invented? by _moonsfire_
	Working Title Comics The Grundo Leader attacks...! by mooseydoom101
	Dangerous Potions Wonder what it does... by konayukii
	Off the Boat Sometimes we could all use a break from our work... by coconutladie
	Mutants vs. Customization Who will win this time? by monkiegurl22
	Just Another Day at the Office So, Bob... by lucky_oreo_13
	Pint-Sized ..."Anything"? by lachtaube
	Tough Zafaras Wear Pink Did you hear?! by thespian
	Terminology Confusion - Balthazar Switching around a few letters can give a word a whole new meaning... Also by kalis_coraven by x_seabee_x
	Grit and Scratches Starve the zombie - Don't read books. by friedcheekin
	Maya & Minki - A Helping Hand Part 2 OOOOMMMMGGGG!!!! by manisha_3_3
	sanity ltd Who put this giant yellow rock here anyways? by thunderlight314
	Snow Pet Problems He's a snow pet! by kitsune_wolf_youkai
	Pointless Nonsense - Order of Awesome I'd thought I'd make my own! by petfriendamy
	The Class of '08 Part Thirteen The Gym?! by _dead_meat_x_
	Tail Chase! Oh, it is on, babe... by touchedbyapenguin
	Clothless Neopets What owners really do with the unwanted clothing... by geestelijk
	Fashion Victims You got those too! by greenladysoap
	Thief! You can't trust anyone. Idea by pinkandprecious by prae
	Altador Cup Is Arriving!!!! Or Maybe Not! Where is the Yooyuball? by sassofrasso
	The Half-Time Show Somebody hand me some ear plugs! Art by squire_genevieve by patjade
	Further Ado - Altador Cup The Altador Cup always gets to me. by elksy

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Avoiding Getting Eaten

Far too often do Neopians get attacked by Kougras on the shores of Mystery Island, get hit by the Snowager's breath in Happy Valley, get stepped on by Monoceraptor in Tyrannia, burn their tongues with a hot cup of Borovan, or cut their fingers on the sharp edges of that copy of the Times. Has this ever happened to you? No one around to kiss your booboos? Read on, my friend, for in this article, you will learn to avoid those nasty booboos. Sound good? I know. See, I've experienced all this more than once, and one day, I decided enough is enough. So I got a job as a safety inspector...

Other Stories

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Our Way
"I was wondering if I could adopt a pet," the girl in front of her said. "Um. You know..."

by rainbow_mist_wave

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I'm Sorry
The young Korbat stared up at his father with large, frightened eyes. "I'm sorry, Daddy..."

by mithril_mithrandir

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Dealing with a Rabid Fan
Many Neopets and their owners are considering themselves fans of the Cup, but only a few can say that they are rabid about Yooyuball and the Altador Cup...

by maxxeh_rising

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Helpful Tips to Brighten Your Day - Boredom
If you're bored, just think of how your poor Neopet must feel...

by unmerited

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A Tale From Long Ago: Part One
One civilization stands alone in the midst of the chaos, one long forgotten gleam hidden in this dark wasteland...

by sarah24hd

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Tales of a Petpet Adventure: Part Two
"It's not cruel at all. We're all imported from Feast for the Beast Farms, a subsidiary of Meri Acres Farmlands, where our motto is 'We're bred to be fed.' It's all rather humane, actually..."

by micrody

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