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Issue: 357 | 29th day of Hiding, Y10

Comics

	The Lost Island Hunters - Part VII Strange pink bunches frightened our heroes. Also by cevierakasky by dra_jl
	UA: The Quest, Part 3 We need to get to Faerieland. Art by invalid_character by water_park1993
	Kajillion: Voidberry Cuddlepuff0 sticks his hand in the void. It comes out in Meridell. by bettyming
	Neoventures #4 Yooyuball Edition Caution: Do not attempt to play Yooyuball with an actual Fire Yooyu. by guardianpinkneko
	The Neochaos Uh... Right! by leana_24
	How Cute! Adorable, isn't he? by shukaku13
	Techo Says - The Game, The True... Chia. by larenchan
	Avatar Obsessed Usul This Usul will do anything for a new avatar. by nickahwhatt
	The MSP Diet! MSP does not follow the rules literally. :) by sassofrasso
	Short Stories Ears? by pernillepapillon
	The New Security System :D by beracia
	Gone Batty BEWARE OF THE KORBAT. by dogsndragons
	Get Some Friends! This calls for a party! by konayukii
	Wings 'n' All How to NOT play the Stock Market... by artistic_cookie
	Rock Jelly etc. - But What About the Ice Cream? What a waste! by akatonbo
	Raspberry Heaven They should really check the weather forecast before giving out random events... by cloudwhiskers
	The Quest For The Lost Desert Paint Brush -Episode 2 Gwah!! It's so tempting! by goodsigns
	Bus Stop You are entering another dimension. That's the signpost up ahead... by luckyfishie
	FOCUS Don't let anything distract you. by tinybigfoot
	I Wasn't Cheating, Honest! Be careful what you ask for. by lucky_oreo_13
	Arx Hallex: Rainbow Fountain Fail Silly Aisha. by qazfan
	"Wizard" Windelle What a nickname... by satsuma567
	Define Idiocy Accept no substitute. by darkness1300
	Nonchalant An encounter with the Fountain Faerie... by phaes
	Drama Queens sigh So ungrateful... by noobspeak
	Light House Life Interesting. by louishooper
	Twirly Fruit How it started. by sara31777
	Lifes Cruel Wishes #2 Bath time! Dun dun dun. by shadin_the_flame
	Pickled Theories I'm NOT crying! by seiya_from_ashes
	Eat the Madness Ever have these moments? by umbreon54399
	The Kad Feeder Nymms the Nimmo tries his best to convince a kadoatie to try less expensive items! by toffeedatepudding

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Reasons To Be Mutant

The 25th day of Hiding was Mutant Day and in honor of all the Neopets that have endured their owners' wishes for them to take on these radical changes, we remind them of their special 'perks' for being... erm, special. You really wonder what was going through the owner's mind that caused them to look at their adorable, playful sweet Neopet and say, "No, I think horribly disfiguring is the way to go with you..."

Other Stories

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Disc's Story
"Well," Marie began, looking at us, "As you know, we have been saving for a royal paintbrush for quite some time now."

by dragonkittymaddy

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Dr. Sloth Apologizes
You little fuzz buckets are actually not too bad.

by ronnied1994

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How To Be a Fairly Decent Evil Villain
Finding your henchmen, building your headquarters, plotting your master plan, and how to monologue.

by too_good_pretty_boy

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Edibility – Malicious Or Delicious?
After doing extensive research in this field I can honestly say I am adequately equipped to dish the facts on edible pets.

by rainbow2skittle

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The Sound of Love: Part Two
"I was thinking that it's about time we made one final addition to our family."

by meghen200

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The Fate of the Lost City of Geraptiku: Part One
Quiet hissing could be heard in the corridor to his right, and a red glow emanated from the darkness.

by rest_in_boredom

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