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	Beach Ball Theft Well... What now? Also by Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	Eclectic Antics: Pizza Delivery Dignity does not exist in this economy. by amarettoball
	Magma Contacts This is why you don't buy rip-off Lava Contacts for half the price... by madamidgaf
	Random Oddness It's not wise to get on Tangeriiine's bad side. by mistyqee
	Lab Ray vs. Beauty Contest Noooo!Also by breezah_baby by mustikeuh121
	Galaxy Hair It doesn't fit. by ketchup547
	Awkward Bruce Run away! by capn_scrac
	Monochrome Madness Just started again and... by zaxamijo
	UC Troubles: Express Yourself! Those poor things... I wish they could express themselves... by praline01
	Pastel Horror #2 - A Pirate's Favorite Letter Qysteri is VERY passionate about his puns. by badjadejuniper
	Coltzan Crisis That was... disappointing by contrastively
	Favorite Pastime I'm not sure that's how it works Also by likelife96 by twillieblossom
	Brainfreeze! Only the trained can handle a brainfreeze. by simbologies
	Monochrome Mixup I own so many colored pencils, yet somehow this keeps happening. by 0123kl
	Grey-t Day Thanks! by neopearly

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"The Sloth Gummy That Got Away" by redken9x9
It started out so pleasant. I was born in Virtupets Space Station– home of my creator, Franky. I never actually met Franky. He was spoken of as a legend among legends, Happiness Faerie impersonator and Beastly Ninja Tax Invader – whatever that means. Anyway, I lived for a short time in one of his most ingenious creations, the prestigious ‘Grundo Factory’. There, I learned the ancient art of holding my breath, sitting stiffly and staring blankly at everyone and everything. I was surrounded by illustrious machinery, glimmering in their rustic awe and dazzling me with their vibrant appeal of abuse and neglect. The workers were gorgeously chiseled and generously blessed with a profound air of apathy and regret. Everything was so beautiful! Since my scores were so high on the ‘Processing’ Exam, I was honored with the Limited Edition Easter packaging rather than the Standard Gold packaging that most of my companions got. When it came time for shipping, I was so happy and bursting with joy – even though I couldn’t show it – I pictured myself running up to one of the Grundos and hugging their ghastly bloodshot little faces like there was no tomorrow! How ironic that was. Sometime later, I arrived at the destination of my future dreams. It smelled barren of human contentment and seemed to possess as its guardian a chubby Chia with a disastrous looking haircut and a curious apron tied about its waist.

Other Stories

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When Grandma Was Grey
An elderly Neopet shares a tale with her granddaughter that reveals a rather exciting past.

by minkton

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Wildsong
Night in the Haunted Woods falls with swiftness upon its victims. It is not as many stories say—the forest is not rife with yowling spooks and ghoulish spectres at every turn. It is not a scaled-up version of a Neopia Central Neohome’s Halloween decorations, which brashly proclaim frightfulness in the most colourful of fashions.

by cosmicfire918

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A Grey Day Special: Neopia's Top 10 Grey Foods!
With lots of different grey food items to choose from, how do you know which ones are the best? Well your troubles are over as we have taste tested and compiled the top 10 grey foods in Neopia just to save you the trouble!

by princess__neo277

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Neopian Zombie Apocalypse: How to Survive
The next stage is on survival. Now that you know where to hide your neopets, it is time to learn how to survive the Neopian zombie apocalypse. Surviving long term until the Neopian scientists find a cure for this catastrophe is the most essential step you can take in helping your neopets live longer as a non-zombified neopet.

by yuri445

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Lupe Pack Detectives - The Kidnapped JubJub: Part Four
Three days had passed since our first attempt in finding the kidnapped JubJubs miserably failed. We were starting to become restless due to the fact that we had a lack of clues, but I was not going to go back home to Neopia Central empty-handed and disappoint our clients.

by lupe_hunter_7

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Venn and the Isolated Island: Part Two
The weather became increasingly stormy. The ship's path was one that passed through the outside of the massive storm surrounding Lutari Island; few ships took this course. The whole reason Lana went on this trip, aside from acting as the ship's engine mechanic, was to study the mysterious storm, for she wanted to someday visit it.

by mbredboy31

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